Takeshi: "...and that's how we'll pull of this heist!" Ezra: "You want us to do all that just to get your weed stash back from your mom? I'm out." Takeshi: "I'll keep you stocked in snacks for a month." Ezra: "AND I'm back in."
Suddenly Sober Ezra: "Takeshi got everyone high and I will point you towards his stash if you promise not to tell my mother what happened." Still Slightly Stoned Takeshi: "Wait, what?" Ezra: "Do you KNOW what happened to the last guy who tried to get me high?"
Ezra: (Somehow has managed to sneak out of the room like a silent sneaky ninja with Kaida in his arms) "Alright, let's get you somewhere to sleep this off." Kaida: (Snuggles into Ezra's chest) "Mmmh, I want some chips." (When they get back to the room Kaida grabs Ezra with her stoner strength and squeezes him against her as she falls asleep on the bed) Kaida: "CHIIIIIIIIIIIPS." Ezra: "I'll allow this invasion of my personal space this one time. You're lucky I haven't recovered enough to break free from-" (Kaida squeezes harder, Ezra relents.)
(Later Kaida wakes up to Ezra asleep in her arms, having not got up because he didn't want to wake her up)