Badly Describe a Game Here

[BakaTheIdiot]

Psh, who needs accuracy?
-Battlefield 1

 

[BackSet]

You foolish fool foolishly playing your follish game about foolish fools who foolishly believe they can win with all their tomfoolery! Fools!
-Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney Justice for All

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

I don't even think this can be REGULARLY described.
-milky boobs

 

[BackSet]

I don't even think this can be REGULARLY described.
-milky boobs

Wh-what the... why... who would even make a game called that

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

Wh-what the... why... who would even make a game called that

You tell me. I don't have the first idea.

 

[BackSet]

You're not the hero but you're doing it anywya
-Dragon Quest Builders

 

[Rose-Chan]

Exterminating the pests.
-Hollow Knight

The only song you hear is "I burn" or "Red like Roses"
-Blazblue Cross Tag Battle

Young boy starts smoking, then goes to seattle to find more intense stuff.
-Infamous Second Son

 

[Spoiled Bread]

It's Resident Evil, but Dinosaur.
-Dino Crisis

You can be an ass by doing nothing.
-The Walking Dead

 

[Martydi]

Happily exterminate entire species of intelligent creatures and turn planets into radioactive wastelands on a monthly basis.
-Stellaris

Demigods with tank armor rip everyone apart with sword-shaped chainsaws, living zombie robots try to kill everything, blue people actually use guns and tactics, space elves try not to get their souls devoured by god of pleasure, dark space elves murder everyone violently, space locust hive mind devours everything and ruins everyone's day, demons and traitor demigods try to kill everyone, green humanoidal fungi scream WAAAGH and kill everything that moves, humans attempt to bury everyone in bodies, machine worshipping cult kills everyone trying to make better machines, planets are blown up daily and the fabric of reality itself is slowly falling apart.
-Warhammer 40k

 

[BackSet]

The most american game to ever be made in Japan!!!
-Metal Wolf Chaos

 

[LocoMetal]

You kill monsters for blood then find some god guts and kill an alien and turn into a baby squid.
-Bloodborne.

Zombies, but they're not zombies. Use a saw.
-Dead Space.

Everything is hollow. Everything. But they there's zombies so that's something!
-Left 4 Dead

Seriously wtf am I playing? There's an awkward sad guy and some whore.
-Silent Hill 2.

 

[Puroiya]

Run around as a prepubescent 14 year old with an angry duck & a surprisingly smart, yet dimwitted dog & kill stuff with a ridiculously large key.
- Kingdom Hearts

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

Find your grandma's sewing needles.
-Unravel

 

[BackSet]

That's okay, I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyway.
-Sileng Hill

 

[BackSet]

"I'm going to the one place nit corrupted by capitalism! SPACE!!!"
-Command and Conquer Red Alert 3.

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

Home to a slew of internet memes.
-Any CD-i Game

 

[Winter_Wolf]

Pour gasoline on a bitch, light them on fire, decapitate them, shoot them, then piss on their remains.

- Postal 2

"Glory to Arstotzka" / Glory to Glorious Leader

- Papers, Please / Beholder

DERP

- Kerbal Space Program

 

[Abendrot]

Manage a medieval dynasty and do some real fucked up Game of Thrones-type shit to ensure their success. Your primary goal is to conquer lands, convert new peoples, and bolster your prestige, but your real passion will lie in fucking your siblings, castrating your children, fucking your horses, forming Satanic cults, orchestrating eugenics programs, getting your dick chopped off to balance your humors, and then dying of the flu before the age of 40.

-- Crusader Kings II

 

[Winter_Wolf]

Manage a medieval dynasty and do some real fucked up Game of Thrones-type shit to ensure their success. Your primary goal is to conquer lands, convert new peoples, and bolster your prestige, but your real passion will lie in fucking your siblings, castrating your eldest son, fucking your horses, forming Satanic cults, orchestrating eugenics programs, getting your dick chopped off to balance your humors, and then dying of the flu before the age of 40.

-- Crusader Kings II

Oh my god that description of CK2 is god tier.

 

[BackSet]

Manage a medieval dynasty and do some real fucked up Game of Thrones-type shit to ensure their success. Your primary goal is to conquer lands, convert new peoples, and bolster your prestige, but your real passion will lie in fucking your siblings, castrating your children, fucking your horses, forming Satanic cults, orchestrating eugenics programs, getting your dick chopped off to balance your humors, and then dying of the flu before the age of 40.

-- Crusader Kings II

That went from 0 to 100 in no time flat.

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

Manage a medieval dynasty and do some real fucked up Game of Thrones-type shit to ensure their success. Your primary goal is to conquer lands, convert new peoples, and bolster your prestige, but your real passion will lie in fucking your siblings, castrating your children, fucking your horses, forming Satanic cults, orchestrating eugenics programs, getting your dick chopped off to balance your humors, and then dying of the flu before the age of 40.

-- Crusader Kings II

Bravo, man. I commend you.

 

[Jitterbug]

Sell their shit and feel them square strawberries.

-slime rancher

 

[h2h0e]

Overweight skeleton decides you should die. You dirty brother killer.
-Undertale (Genocide route)

Talking flower torments you and then turns into a goat furry to torment you some more
-Undertale (True pacifist route)

 

[Big Chungus]

Everything was tubular until that Genji showed up.

Overwatch -

 

[Vagabond Spectre]

It's Advance wars! But not really.

-Wargroove