Badly Describe a Game Here

[Corrosion]

Pretty much badly describe a game to someone who's never heard of it before.

Aliens invade Earth, patiently wait their turn before attacking.

- XCOM: Enemy Unknown

 

[adrian_]

Build a rocket and cry when it doesnt work for the eighteenth time.

- Kerbal Space Program

 

[Flowiest D]

Stereotypes of countries portrayed as pigs fight in a turn based setting.

Hogs of war.

 

[True Blue Flannel]

A man with a hat that jumps

Most of the mario games

 

[Critical.Over]

Sink 500 hours into fighting dragons and another 3000 into fighting water controls

- Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate

 

[gloomyResearcher]

Become partners with a cat, a fat orphan, a sexy genie, a man with a lance, and a helicopter bunny to take down Earth's greatest threat. A giant, fat genie.

-Dark Cloud, PS2

 

[Human__Ramen]

Four people with nothing better to do go fix some shit while one asshat tries to sacrifice them for spider Cthullu.

Dead By Daylight, PC, PS4, XBox One

 

[Imaginarium]

Go on a stereotype adventure based on what gems fit into your shirt. End up murdering Gods for orbs.

- Path of exile

 

[The Mechanist]

A knight, a Viking and a samurai walk onto a battlefield, and end up fighting another knight, Viking and samurai.

For honor.

 

[SinOfSloth]

Go to school, be forced to talk to people, kill things for fun. Maybe die at the end.

Persona Series

 

[Fondezer]

"You put Nazis on the moon. Fuck you, moon."

-Wolfenstein: New Order

 

[AceWithMace]

Fuck the police!

- Grand Theft Auto: 5

 

[The Omen of Death]

"RAMIREZ!" "RAMIREZ" "RAMIREZ" "RAAAAAAAAAMIIIIIIIIIIIREEEEZZZZZ!"

- Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2

 

[Vagabond Spectre]

4 kids embarks on the most dangerous adventure of stopping a alien space fetus, all because a magic bee told them so.

Earthbound/Mother 2

 

[CallmeMyth]

Slaughter innocent creatures for no reason and carve them up for armor. Basically Pokémon 2.0

-Monster Hunter

 

[Salmonidae]

Bugs live in some cave or something. Some short bug shows up and runs around beating the shit out of the denizens and being an asshat to old men.

-Hollow Knight

 

[Pryno]

In a land of monsters, you're the worst one. The flower is a furry and god is a puppy.

-Undertale

 

[cherub.]

hit kids with paint

-splatoon

 

[The Mechanist]

For honor!!!!!

-For Honor-

 

[Justin93Daniels]

Decorate a kitty, get smacked by a pig, and smack monsters around while carrying a bigass sword, then get smacked around by an even BIGGER monster in an endless Boss Rush!

-Any Monster Hunter Game... except 3 Tri and 3U, who replaced the Cute and Cuddly Kitties for Annoyingly Selfish Plant People who never remove their f###ing masks!

 

[Justin93Daniels]

Die 500 times, Ragequit 250 times, then sell your console when you finally get past the Tutorial Level.

- Ninja Gaiden Black. (I know you were thinking Dark Souls. At least THEY don't limit your Potions, though!)

 

[Corrosion]

Guy returns to his home country to spread his mother's ashes, gets into a civil war and kills everyone, kills endangered animals for their skins, and gets high and goes into a magical land where he kills demons with a white tiger made of sand.

- Far Cry 4

 

[hostage]

Launch unhappy avian creatures at evil pigs.

Angry Birds.

 

[Moover770]

In a world where you can possess everything that lives, go from host to host to prevent the evil dragon from marrying the princess by killing all in your way.
~Mario Oddyssey

 

[Moover770]

"Because We thought we could erase your memories of Mortal Kombat Vs DC"
~Injustice