Badly Describe a Game Here

Deep reaches of space, a daring crew set out to look for life on this mining ship that communications went down. Little do they know the humans are zombies who worship a giant red column. One by one they bite the dust except for one who goes insane.
-Deep Space
 
The first set of games in that series being remade again and again.

- Pokemon Let's Go Pikachu/Eevee
 
Woodland critters and egg set aside differences to save the Earth from a lizard that shoved a space station up its butt.

-Sonic Adventure 2

The unnecessarily complicated story about a boy with split-personality disorder, a dog, and a duck, along with comically large keys.

- Kingdom Hearts series

4 random kids beat up wild animals, gangsters, police officers, cult members, zombies, robots, and various monsters to try to stop an alien invasion a literal beetle told them about.

-Earthbound
 
Login, join game, get verbally abused by a 9 year old, logout, question reality and go back to playing Slime Rancher by myself.
 
Hope, despair, Monobear, double trouble, fan service girl, Kamakura Kamakura yass queen
----Danganronpa
 
Before I start, I want to leave clear that I love all of these games I'm about to badly describe.

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Puppet loses his head throwing it at enemies and fighting the same cat over and over again.

-Dynamite Headdy

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Run and run and run faster until you crash into something for running too fast.

-Sonic the Hedgehog

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Go insane of frustration as your square explodes into dust a million times while you listen to epic music.

-Geometry Dash

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You decide to become a farmer, but spend most of your time simping for a girl in town giving her a gift every day until she marries you.

-Harvest Moon

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A game that feels like it could've came out in the 90's, but is still more successful than every other recent title in the franchise.

-Sonic Mania

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The perfect party game to lose all your friends (NO, DON'T YOU DARE STEAL MY STAR, LUIGI!!!)

-Mario Party

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Mutant plants kill dead people who want to eat your brain.

-Plants vs Zombies

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Cup makes a deal with the Devil, and then dies thousands of times trying to take everyone's souls to save himself. 80% of those deaths are against an iron giant that's piloted by Dr. Eggman and Dr. Wily's great grandfather.

-Cuphead

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In a world made of cubes, you have to go mining for minerals in caves full of monsters, in order to make a portal so you can go to basically hell, in order to go to another dimension to kill a dragon that exists for some reason, and earn... an egg? oh yeah, and you can build stuff.

-Minecraft

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You start wondering if you'd rather let the dead people eat your brains instead of letting EA eat your wallet.

-Plants vs Zombies 2

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You train a small, cute creature to become the ultimate killing machine. Oh, and your rival's grandpa wants you to finish the wikipedia project he started but is too lazy to finish himself.

-Pokemon Red

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Robot has to defeat other robots to steal their powers so he can defeat the typical evil scientist.

-Mega Man

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Run and jump, run and jump, repeat.

-Mario (most games)

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Play a hundred games, but only three seconds of each.

-Warioware

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Mario and friends spend the whole time cheating and sabotaging each other in order to win a kart race.

-Mario Kart
 
You tried to be a good professor, but you ended up slaughtering two thirds of your student body and possibly marrying one of them...oh, and you're god.

- Fire Emblem: Three Houses
 
BackSet said:
Technically you're more akin to Jesus but the rest is pretty much spot on.
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Well, once you become one with Sothis, you're more like god. Would also depend on your interpretation of Jesus, though, so that's understandable.

Anyways:

An amnesiac somehow saves the world from dragons and an evil empire with the power of farming.

- Pretty much every Rune Factory game.
 
"Hi yes, can I get some double D dominatrix females in thongs and Jojo-esque testosterone beasts all fighting and spitting awesome one liners to the death because everyone has a huge boner for Earthrealm to go?"

"Would you like that in heavy nostalgia? Blood and gore and fatality moves? Mediocre animation? Or fanfiction scriptwriting?"

"...yes."

- Mortal Kombat 9
 
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The one with Marth
-Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon and the Blade of Light


The one with Roy.
-Fire Emblem: The Binding Blade
 
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The one with Ike.
-Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance and Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn

The one with Lucina, Robin, and Chrom.
-Fire Emblem Awakening

The one with Corrin.
-Fire Emblem Fates

The one with Byleth
-Fire Emblem: Three Houses
 
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