Badly Describe a Game Here

it's just a wee little goal

- getting over it
 
Three kids and a pope are incapable of keeping any semblance of mental stability without a mute, emotionless teacher to assist them.
-Fire Emblem: Three Houses

A man must win a war due to it getting in the way of his endeavors to end racism.
-Fire Emblem: Three Houses (Verdant Wind Route)
 
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A mercenary is forced into increasingly more important jobs, all of which they are unqualified for.
-Fire Emblem: Three Houses
 
Its like fallout 4 but way shitter -- Fallout 76

It's a time trial of awful writing complimented by decent gameplay mechanics and littered with bugs and terrible choices. -- borderlands 3

Place coloured markers on a board in hopes of getting a row of five called a set.
Two sets win. --15882914599955672156643181595059.jpg
Is actually a great game
 
Chuck E Cheese goes sicko mode. - Five Nights at Freddy's
Groundhog Day, but spoooooky. - P.T.
Phoenix Wright meets House on Haunted Hill - Beach episode! - Super Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair
Bendy and the Ink Machine, but 80s.- Hello Puppets
Take your meds, idiot.- We Happy Few
 
I NEED RAYMOND: Every person in the world edition! -ACNH

(Just to let yall know I think he's overrated. fite me)
 
A man breaks into his dad’s house to stop him from taking over the world, only to learn that his dad is actually hiding in an upside-down version of the house he broke into.
-Castlevania: Symphony of the Night

A witch abducts a bear, believing that she can make herself look beautiful using said bear.
-Banjo-Kazooie

Man performs community service while on vacation to make up for a crime he didn’t commit.
-Super Mario Sunshine

A 10-year old child takes down a criminal organization through cockfighting.
-Pretty much every mainline Pokémon game
 
A doctor accidentally unleashes a deadly vampire zombie virus in London,
another doctor has to clean up his mess.

vampyr
 
Four potatoes think they're toxic as they fix old v8 engines while being stalked and chased by an even bigger potato with super-powers who has a fascination with meat hooks.
~Dead By Daylight
 
Lots of racing, crashing and more crashing.
Burnout 3: Takedown

Loads of little dudes racing.
Fall Guys

One guy/girl fights a guy over galactic destruction.
Mass Effect

One guy/girl fights a group of aliens that used to be ancient aliens.
Mass Effect 2

One guy/girl fights indestructible death machines.
Mass Effect 3
 
Ni no Kuni II: Ex-president from another world mentors underage monarch in world conquest

Final Fantasy VII: Environmentalist violence against energy corporation escalates on account of mercenary involvement

Portal: Pseudoscience becomes life-or-death situation under automated supervision
 
Little girl on a massive ship just looking for something to eat. ~ Little Nightmares

Underappreciated mailman walking in the rain across country. ~ Death Stranding

Chaotic neutral Fowl wants your bells ~ Untitled Goose Game
 
Man survives crash but is forced to survive against an alien ocean.
Subnautica

Three guys get back together to rob stuff.
Grand Theft Auto V
 

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