Badly Describe a Game Here

[Xantheeer]

Enslave wild creature and make them battle intil they immenently faint and die a terrible death of endless sufering of being trapped inside a ball all their life

-pokemom

 

[WildHairedOne]

Make choices, bang aliens (except for the best race), choose a color, fuck your choices.

Mass Effect

 

[BackSet]

Overlevel and cheese the boss fights (except MODOK)
-Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3

 

[NotPoisonousIvy]

Chinese rip-off panda puts Japanese teenagers in death scenarios for the amusement of some chick. Also- overuse of the words despair and hope.

>Danganronpa

 

[SilverSentinal]

escape prison , fight giants , kill flying lizards , talk to walking and talking cats , fight a civil war , save heaven , be a thief , kill others through contracts , become a canine , be the leader of a bunch of book worm ,fight off racist xenophobic self righteous holier then thou retards , fight a vampire king , build a house , get married , adopt children , kill an old woman and die a lot .
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Skyrim Elder Scrolls V + DLC's

 

[VyotteVylicious]

pew pew with people from different countries

- Rainbow 6 Siege

 

[BackSet]

Fuck You Elves!
-Skyrim

 

[Noble Scion]

Having fun dying repeatedly

- Risk of Rain 2

 

[Palamino_Horse]

Fetus tank

-Death Stranding



Disease rodents that hate light.

-Innocence: A Plague Tale



No round! Only cube...

-Minecraft



We all know you're just gonna be the guy with the flamethrower...

-Team Fortress 2

 

[starstucker]

Eat sopapillas, dress up like a goth, and kill Morgan Freeman.

- South Park: From Dusk 'Till Casa Bonita

 

[Corrosion]

Giant magical space ball comes to Earth, dooms humanity.


- Destiny

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

Drag some spoiled little shit halfway across the country and then do absolutely nothing with them.
-The Last Of Us

 

[5cookie]

Become an animal and cry because you can’t afford membership to get most of the items you want.

-Animal Jam

 

[Vsland]

I blame global warming

-Club Penguin

 

[Superfly47]

Write letters on a board


Tick-Tack-Toe

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

Watch people's faces get ripped of and hit them off of monsters with you customized character.

–Miitopia

 

[Imaginarium]

Same day shipping and possible delivery included.

- Death stranding.

 

[5cookie]

Senpai will be yours... but only if you kill Osana

-Yandere Simulator

 

[Superfly47]

Hit a thing with a thing into a thing

Golf

 

[02lovecat]

Boy and fuzzy animal become edgy after the first game

- Jak & Daxter

 

[Superfly47]

Daydreaming

-Roleplaying

 

[GhostofWestphalia]

Eastern European immigrant finds out America wasn't what he expected

 

[5cookie]

JUsT MoNiKA. sHe iS YOuR onLY oPTioN.

-Doki Doki Literature club

 

[Ayama]

Live the life of an inanimate object like a shoe or hat.

-Monopoly

 

[GhostofWestphalia]

Brooding male protagonist crawls through vents and uncovers vast conspiracy