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BackSet

RIP BrawlBRSTMs3
You foolish fool foolishly playing your follish game about foolish fools who foolishly believe they can win with all their tomfoolery! Fools!
-Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney Justice for All
 

Rose-Chan

Trying to bring myself back
Exterminating the pests.
-Hollow Knight

The only song you hear is "I burn" or "Red like Roses"
-Blazblue Cross Tag Battle

Young boy starts smoking, then goes to seattle to find more intense stuff.
-Infamous Second Son
 

Martydi

Herald of the Great Devourer
Happily exterminate entire species of intelligent creatures and turn planets into radioactive wastelands on a monthly basis.
-Stellaris

Demigods with tank armor rip everyone apart with sword-shaped chainsaws, living zombie robots try to kill everything, blue people actually use guns and tactics, space elves try not to get their souls devoured by god of pleasure, dark space elves murder everyone violently, space locust hive mind devours everything and ruins everyone's day, demons and traitor demigods try to kill everyone, green humanoidal fungi scream WAAAGH and kill everything that moves, humans attempt to bury everyone in bodies, machine worshipping cult kills everyone trying to make better machines, planets are blown up daily and the fabric of reality itself is slowly falling apart.
-Warhammer 40k
 

Organic Mechanic

Think of me as your surgeon.
You kill monsters for blood then find some god guts and kill an alien and turn into a baby squid.
-Bloodborne.

Zombies, but they're not zombies. Use a saw.
-Dead Space.

Everything is hollow. Everything. But they there's zombies so that's something!
-Left 4 Dead

Seriously wtf am I playing? There's an awkward sad guy and some whore.
-Silent Hill 2.
 

Puroiya

Crazy Cat Lady of Ocs
Run around as a prepubescent 14 year old with an angry duck & a surprisingly smart, yet dimwitted dog & kill stuff with a ridiculously large key.
- Kingdom Hearts
 

Winter_Wolf

you had me at whiskey
Pour gasoline on a bitch, light them on fire, decapitate them, shoot them, then piss on their remains.

- Postal 2

"Glory to Arstotzka" / Glory to Glorious Leader

- Papers, Please / Beholder

DERP

- Kerbal Space Program
 

xXDADDYHUNTER69Xx

The User Formerly Known As Lorkhan
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Manage a medieval dynasty and do some real fucked up Game of Thrones-type shit to ensure their success. Your primary goal is to conquer lands, convert new peoples, and bolster your prestige, but your real passion will lie in fucking your siblings, castrating your children, fucking your horses, forming Satanic cults, orchestrating eugenics programs, getting your dick chopped off to balance your humors, and then dying of the flu before the age of 40.

-- Crusader Kings II
 
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Winter_Wolf

you had me at whiskey
Manage a medieval dynasty and do some real fucked up Game of Thrones-type shit to ensure their success. Your primary goal is to conquer lands, convert new peoples, and bolster your prestige, but your real passion will lie in fucking your siblings, castrating your eldest son, fucking your horses, forming Satanic cults, orchestrating eugenics programs, getting your dick chopped off to balance your humors, and then dying of the flu before the age of 40.

-- Crusader Kings II
Oh my god that description of CK2 is god tier.
 

BackSet

RIP BrawlBRSTMs3
Manage a medieval dynasty and do some real fucked up Game of Thrones-type shit to ensure their success. Your primary goal is to conquer lands, convert new peoples, and bolster your prestige, but your real passion will lie in fucking your siblings, castrating your children, fucking your horses, forming Satanic cults, orchestrating eugenics programs, getting your dick chopped off to balance your humors, and then dying of the flu before the age of 40.

-- Crusader Kings II
That went from 0 to 100 in no time flat.
 

BakaTheIdiot

A Lost Undead
Manage a medieval dynasty and do some real fucked up Game of Thrones-type shit to ensure their success. Your primary goal is to conquer lands, convert new peoples, and bolster your prestige, but your real passion will lie in fucking your siblings, castrating your children, fucking your horses, forming Satanic cults, orchestrating eugenics programs, getting your dick chopped off to balance your humors, and then dying of the flu before the age of 40.

-- Crusader Kings II
Bravo, man. I commend you.
 

FishFin

Large Mermaid
Overweight skeleton decides you should die. You dirty brother killer.
-Undertale (Genocide route)

Talking flower torments you and then turns into a goat furry to torment you some more
-Undertale (True pacifist route)
 

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