Badly Describe a Game Here

[BackSet]

Pretty much one of the only good 3D games of the 90s.
-Doom

Except for this game, which pioneered 3D platforming.
-Mario 64

Oh, and also this game, cause it pioneered modern action adventure games.
-ocarina of time

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

Proof that super smash bros should never have a story.
-Super Smash Bros. Brawl

 

[Kon]

Angry man dooms humanity for all eternity just so he can prove his daddy he's independent now.

God of War 3

 

[KinglyLion]

Boy is told by a tree that he has to save a kingdom but he really wants to make chickens mad.

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

Alien: the game, only better.
-Metroid Prime

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

The game that everybody loves that nobody wants to play!
-TF2

The game that nobody loves that everybody wants to play!
-PUBG

 

[BackSet]

The game that everybody loves and loves to play but the entire playerbase is children so...
-Fortnite

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

(Man, you know you don't have a life when you're shit talking video games. XD)

Pilot wings on crack.
-Wing Commander

 

[Pryno]

A slaver, a skeleton, a pirate, a psycho, a serial killer and a bard attract demons together. And these are the good guys.
-Divinity: Original Sins 2

It's an anime now.
-Undertale

 

[KinglyLion]

A game where you kill dragons and pillage everything in sight and don't care about knees or arrows.
~ Skyrim

 

[beautyofthebeast]

Triangle Boobs.
-Tomb Raider

 

[KinglyLion]

Pink bubble gum keeps eating everything. in. sight.
~Kirby

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

Its just like porn: if it exists, there's a tycoon.
-Roblox

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

The Legend of Zelda - space oddity
-Star Fox Adventures

 

[Blackfire60]

Hey, I got a new keychain p-
Oh, It's dead already.
-Tamagotchi

 

[girl_on_fire]

"Why won't you come to bed?"
"I didn't know you liked me that much."
"No, I just want it to be daytime now."
-Referring to Minecraft

 

[Miles]

Lesbians destroy the space-time continuum and stop a serial killer in the process.

 

[Lamiazo]

Only time X's and O's prevent hugs and kisses. Seriously this game's brutal.

- Tic-Tac-Toe

 

[velvetcoke]

I have a few here:

A bunch of 10 year old kids gamble and trap animals in balls for slave fights.
Pokemon.

Kill everyone you don't like.
The Sims.

Suicidal journalist doesn't know how to break windows.
Outlast.

Entitled Renaissance brat pretends to be Batman, beats up the Pope.
Assassin's Creed 2.

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

*Communism intensifies*
-Command And Conquer: red alert

 

[h2h0e]

Five random strangers choose "champions" that are sexy women, buff tank dudes, mages, or chibi animals and fight the other five to explode a giant rock on the other side of the map.

~League of Legends

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

You activated my trap. 9999 damage. I win.
-Any Yu-Gi-Oh video game

 

[Normal Unormal]

War, war never ends
~Battlefield series~

 

[Yunalescaa]

Little girl ruins the life of four men so badly that they have to travel back in time to ruin hers.

-CoD Zombies

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

Brainfuck: the game.
-Portal