Wooaahh, crikey, these beauties are massive, mates. Bettah not get too close, very risky, ya know.I'm just imagining space Australia now and I'm not sure if I can unsee it
as an Australian, I can confirm we speak nothing like thisWooaahh, crikey, these beauties are massive, mates. Bettah not get too close, very risky, ya know.
But we're gonna do that anyway, first let me take a sip from mi goon.
Nothin' like a little wine while we're observing our enemies, I'm gonna call HQ for a barbie next time, get a little of that dinosaur meat grill here.
Inevitable? What are you talking about? This is the most secure place on Velika Prime!That being said, having the kids perpetually unarmed is a good way to get them all killed when the inevitable Sorenti terrorist attack happens.
Your Majesty, with all due respect, rearranging genes is how we accidentally create a shoggoth.Inevitable? What are you talking about? This is the most secure place on Velika Prime!
Cadets? Armed? In my milsim RP?
Guess I should start disarming the cadets, by stripping them of their uniforms too.
"Those pants must be above 16", otherwise it's considered an SBF (Short Battle-Fatigue) and that's illegal!"
"I noticed you don't have a tie, that's outta regulations and it ain't gonna fly."
"You're not a white-haired Velikan? Well go to the clinic and have your genes rearranged, you non-human filth-"
The least of my worries tbh.Your Majesty, with all due respect, rearranging genes is how we accidentally create a shoggoth.
ngl I am all down for cleansing non-Velikan filth off the face of existence in the name of a pure, unmarred universe free of xeno taint.The least of my worries tbh.
Next day: Local Forum RP GM cancelled for comments about propagating ethnic cleansing and racist remarks. Their defense as follows: "Stop being so closed-minded! This is lorebuilding on a grander scale!"
Holy Jesus.... WHAT IS THAT, WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THAT?!With all the above, there is another reason cadets at drill aren't allowed to be armed at all.
Trigger warning for some folks I guess, greatest "This is why not" in film making imo.
Boo it can't even be seen here, but look up,
Full Metal Jacket (1987): Private Pyle's death/7.62mm speech
Radio static Sir, we got a 10-32. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Ground commander says to hang back. Definitely gonna be a lot of 10-52s today.You expect the Sorentis to light the school up. But in reality, you'll most likely find yourself barricading the doors while several active shooters roam the hall.
Astral Fulcrum goes from epic mecha RP to 10-64 real quick.