"I'll go first," the fishwoman offered him, hoping that would end the disagreement if the threat wouldn't.
"Long as you got my back."
He gave a resigned huff before holding his spear at-ready.
"Fine."
"Corral them into the corner," the jailer ordered, unlocking the door.
"Do it quickly. They'll fight back."
"Great..."
Perhaps it would have been quick, had the first guard not frozen in her tracks upon sight of the commotion inside.
"What the hell?"
"What the hell what?!" The fishman struggled to look past her, as she was blocking the doorway.
"What's the hold up?!"
She pointed mutely towards the wall, where a prisoner had the new captive pinned and subjected to an array of smacks and slaps.
"Stupid bitch! Why don't you get yourself killed on your own terms!"
Fergie remained stoic in the face of this offense, ignoring the stinging in her cheeks to retort,
"That's crazy bitch to ye, bilgerat!"
"Uhhh," she passed a questioning look over her shoulder.
"Should we--?"
"Don't take your eyes off them!" he snapped.
"Just fucking go in there!"
The warning was given too late, many thundering footsteps heading right for her blind spot. Gasping, she raised her spear just in time to defend against the first assailant, but it was hardly a killing blow. The spear point pierced hard muscle, burying itself deeply in an orc's shoulder. Too deeply. They both knew she wouldn't be pulling it out fast enough, and she caught a glimpse of his smirk before the bodies of every other prisoner barreled into her. Down she went, taking her backup with her as they collapsed like dominoes. With them blockading the door, the jailer was forced to watch as the prisoners flooded out.
"You idiots!" A break in flow occurred, and before the two could pull themselves together, he took it open himself to stand over them and in the way. Pointing his spear towards Fergie and her "attacker" before they could escape too, he growled,
"I warned you not to be stupid--" A hard thunk and gushing water made the words lock up in his mouth.
"Like by turning your back on us?" Blood flowed freely from the gash in his shoulder, but the orc deemed it much better for the spear point to embed itself in the water tank.
"Maybe take your own advice."
Taking his own advice entailed tucking tail and running for the water before his tank emptied. But pride and rage entailed getting the last word in, so instead of whirling around to retreat, he thrust his spear towards the orc. A wasted effort, as the orc wrenched the stolen spear out of the tank and danced out of harm's way in one fluid movement. Before he could gloat at the seething fishman, the other two had finally gotten their shit together. Startled cries of indignation called out from Fergie and the remaining prisoner as they were both snatched up and chucked at the orc, and it was their turn to crumble into a heap.
Seizing the opportunity, the jailer raised his spear again, only for him to be tugged aside and pushed away.
"Dumbass! Go get underwater before you suffocate!"
"And get us backup!"
Realizing the gushing had slowed to a sputtering pour, he understood the gravity of his situation, grudgingly shoving his spear into the fishwoman's hands and making a hasty retreat. It was two against sixteen now.
"You still got my back?" she asked the other guard.
"Only because we'll be fodder if we bail without good reason."
The prisoners were scattered across the cave pocket by now, Fergie having already untangled herself from the heap and helped her fellows up. While they increased the distance between themselves and the guards, she declared into her crystal,
"Sebas, we scared one off! If ye see a fishman with a tank, yer gettin' near!"
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