I have most of the normal useless talents, like recalling the lyrics to entire songs that were popular years ago (most notably Maroon 5 songs and "Forget You" by Cee-Lo Green), as well as recalling strange facts I read in my National Geographic Kids magazines at age 10 (ex. spiders have clear blood and goats have rectangular pupils).
My other useless talent is having a profound personality when I text/type instead of sounding like I could be angry or calm, I only sound like I do when I speak.
If that's a talent.
Oh, I can also whistle an Eastern Screech Owl call. (Make my whistle sound like it, that is.)