Due to my brain being much, much better with the left hemisphere, I'm incredibly good at wordplay and sarcasm. So good that even the people who know this can't tell solidly if I'm being sarcastic or not.
I end up being mysteriously unseen IRL. I once walked into a room, passed several times in front of a classmate of mine and they still asked where the hell I was and if I was even there. Like, not in the "oh, haha let's pretend crow's not here" but in the legitimately wondering kind. XD
I have most of the normal useless talents, like recalling the lyrics to entire songs that were popular years ago (most notably Maroon 5 songs and "Forget You" by Cee-Lo Green), as well as recalling strange facts I read in my National Geographic Kids magazines at age 10 (ex. spiders have clear blood and goats have rectangular pupils).
My other useless talent is having a profound personality when I text/type instead of sounding like I could be angry or calm, I only sound like I do when I speak.
If that's a talent.
Oh, I can also whistle an Eastern Screech Owl call. (Make my whistle sound like it, that is.)
I have this uncanny ability to just look like a cop. Like literally give me some slick shades, and maybe some better clothes, and with my normal face I look just like a cop out of uniform, well a serious cop anyways. Put me in a suit and I'll look like some secret service agent.
I can ride a bike with no handlebars so well that I sometimes pump my arms like I'm running just for fun. I can also take stuff from my pockets, light cigarettes while shielding the flame from the wind and do other jazz while riding a bike.
Idk if juggling is a weird talent but I can do that.
If we are talking about quirk type talents I can only pull an Irish accent and I can do it so well that people often ask if I am Irish. Any other accent just deludes into an Irish.