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Two Thousand Club

As the latch clicked into place, he exhaled. A long, quiet sigh that drained straight from the tips of his ears down to his curled toes.
Lucian was terrifying.
Not the screaming kind of terrifying. No, that would be easier. He was the art gallery silence and sharp angles kind. The kind that made you feel like a smudge on the glass just by standing in the same room. He had... nice moments, sometimes. Sort of.
Like the time Lucian gave him a birthday gift. That had been thoughtful. Kind of. The "gift" turned out to be a folded card with calligraphy that read:
"Do not waste your time indulging in earthly pleasures for the mere sake of celebrating the anniversary of your own birth."
Simon had assumed—hoped—it was meant to be helpful.
Still. There were expectations now. Big ones. With consequences.
He leaned against the wall just outside the office, letting his brain swirl and tumble and rearrange like a cabinet drawer of papers dumped out in a gust of wind. He took a deep breath, then began mentally filing Lucian’s instructions one by one.
Step 1: Keep it a secret.
Boom. Already done. Totally nailed it.
Step 2: Investigate Misty Valley’s development.
Okay. Since Soda’s.... absence, Lucian pushed through that regulation that split land development rights in the Archipelago. Three held seats, and one community seat that included multiple votes from smaller developers. Misty Valley was either signed by one of the three established seats, or pushed through the community seat low-radar. So, he needed the names of the people who signed the approval.
Step 3: Track private car usage.
Right. Lucian emphasized cars. That wasn’t nothing. Cars weren’t common off-island, so anyone using them in Brasshollow before leaving probably didn’t want their name in a train log. And the private car vendors did have to maintain client rosters for city council tax exemptions. If Simon asked nice—with just a hint of authority—he might be able to find who's been requesting discreet transport. Maybe multiple rides to the same dock. Bingo.
Step 4: Financial activity.
Lucian’s exact words echoed: "I’m not interested in what they report. I’m interested in what they forgot to hide."
That meant someone had to go look in Misty Valley. Check the supply chains, see what was being ordered versus what they were claiming to do. But Simon couldn’t leave right now. He had to delegate this. Which meant trusting someone not to blow it. Someone who wouldn’t squeal, or panic, or sell their notes for mushroom ale.
Step 5: More cheetah photos.
Easy. Well. Not easy—but clear. The photos came from Sinley. Lucian’s photographer on retainer, archivist, and part-time storm chaser. Sinley didn’t care about laws or regulations or council drama. Sinley cared about money, exclusivity, and possibly wind. If Sinley had taken one photo, he probably had ten more—and a whole theory to go with them.
So that meant:
- Real Estate Board first—get the names and meeting notes.
- Then Sinley, as Sinley would be enticed by the Real Estate Board scandal, to get the rest of the photos and any tips Sinley has.
- Then private car vendors, using Sinley's traded information to help find the right persons.
- Then send someone he could trust to Misty Valley to sniff the real books. Someone who had no connections with Brasshollow and no-one would bat an eye at.
“Yes,” he muttered under his breath, starting toward the lift. “Five little steps. I got this. Lucian’s gonna be so—so… silently pleased.”
He almost smiled.
Then he tripped over a cleaning bucket, apologized to it, and kept moving.
Because the Chairman was waiting. And the deeper the nest… the easier it burned.

Ephraim kept moving, though her breath came heavier now.
The sand wasn’t kind to hooves, and the incline of the ridge pulled at muscles she hadn’t used in weeks. Years, really—not like this. Not for pursuit. She adjusted her coat around her shoulders, one hand clutching the fold tight as the night breeze lifted it again. Still she followed, every step laced with aching determination.
Her eyes never left the trail, even when Rus darted and splashed, barking at the sea like some happy spirit reborn. Her heart tugged at the sight, a small smile brushing the corner of her mouth. He was still so him—wild joy wrapped around bones and memory.
Then Ber appeared.
And suddenly, the years folded in on themselves.
She slowed as she crested the dune, one hoof dragging in the sand. Ber’s presence wasn’t playful like Rus’s—it was grounding.
Ephraim exhaled hard, wiping at her brow with the back of her sleeve as the two wolves howled again.
The sound rang through her like light in a long-forgotten chapel.
She closed her eyes, just for a breath.
He’s really alive, isn’t he? He found me.
The thought came unbidden—raw and sharp—but not painful. Not this time.
She had dreamed so often of what she’d say if she ever found him again. The man who laughed like he didn’t mean to, the man who held her hand in his sleep. The man who let her see him weep (or did he? She can't remember.. they had seen a play once or twice where she inserted him mentally as the main character, before Poise ruined that for her.)
She missed him. Gods, she missed him.
Not in a shattered way, not anymore. But like the ache of a song half-remembered. Like sunlight through old stained glass—something beautiful you carry even when it’s gone.
And maybe… just maybe… it wasn’t gone.
Ephraim stepped into the treeline, her breath catching again as the woods opened to her like a hush. The silver light made everything look softer, quieter. Holy, almost.
The wolves had vanished just beyond the bend, shadows woven through moonlit roots.
She pressed forward, voice low as a prayer.
“Mordecai…”

Inside, the air was too cold, the marble floors too loud, and the front lobby smelled vaguely of lemon polish and ink. Everything gleamed—unnaturally so. The kind of place that scrubbed its paper trails and floorboards with equal vigor.
Simon stood near the front desk, clutching his satchel to his chest like a spellbook about to bite him.
He’d been waiting for twenty minutes.
“Hi again. So… just to reiterate—I’m not with the press. I work with the city council. I mean, for someone on it. Informally. But officially. Uh—sort of. I have a badge!” He fumbled for the temporary credentials Lucian had given him—just a little iron sigil on a chain—but the lanyard caught and pulled the knot loose. “Oops. Um.”
Simon swallowed hard.
Prompt for

You are the receptionist at the Brasshollow Real Estate and Development Center, currently stonewalling Simon. Please design this character—what species are they, what do they look like, how do they speak, and why are they being difficult? Are they genuinely skeptical of Simon’s authority? Overworked and indifferent? Secretly hiding something? Or just professionally petty?