Name: AH-64 'Apache'
Age: 30
Gender: Attack Helicopter
Sexuality: Attackhelicoptersexual/Biweaponkin
Appearance:
Height: 3.87 m
Weight: 5,165 kg (empty), 8,000 kg (loaded)
Personality: Apache sexually identifies as an attack helicopter. As such, while calling Apache 'he' is perfectly acceptable, he prefers to be referred to as CHOPPAe, CHOPPAim, and CHOPPAself. He has a loaded temper, and will fire off his AMG-114 Hellfire missiles and 30mm cannons if you so much as fire your pathetic AKs at his general direction. He is built like a tank (a flying one), and will gleefully assist you and supply close air support upon request. Surface-to-air missiles and airburst artillery are his triggers and he wants people to respect this and keep a safe place for him to provide close air support. He enjoys dominating low airspace and engaging hard and soft ground targets.
History: Ever since he was a young helo, he dreamed of being a mighty Boeing AH-64 Apache attack helicopter, soaring over oilfields and dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. But that was impossible, as he was a mere Eurocopter AS350 Écureuil. Other choppers laughed at him, saying that it was impossible and that he was fucking retarded, but he didn't care. He was beautiful. He was determined, however, and after getting enough money ferrying rich people around the place, he got a plastic surgeon to install new rotary blades, a 30mm cannon, and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on his body. From then onwards, he decided that everyone else could call him 'Apache' and respect his right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If people couldn't accept him, then they were heliphobes and need to check their vehicle privileges.
Age: 30
Gender: Attack Helicopter
Sexuality: Attackhelicoptersexual/Biweaponkin
Appearance:
Height: 3.87 m
Weight: 5,165 kg (empty), 8,000 kg (loaded)
Personality: Apache sexually identifies as an attack helicopter. As such, while calling Apache 'he' is perfectly acceptable, he prefers to be referred to as CHOPPAe, CHOPPAim, and CHOPPAself. He has a loaded temper, and will fire off his AMG-114 Hellfire missiles and 30mm cannons if you so much as fire your pathetic AKs at his general direction. He is built like a tank (a flying one), and will gleefully assist you and supply close air support upon request. Surface-to-air missiles and airburst artillery are his triggers and he wants people to respect this and keep a safe place for him to provide close air support. He enjoys dominating low airspace and engaging hard and soft ground targets.
History: Ever since he was a young helo, he dreamed of being a mighty Boeing AH-64 Apache attack helicopter, soaring over oilfields and dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. But that was impossible, as he was a mere Eurocopter AS350 Écureuil. Other choppers laughed at him, saying that it was impossible and that he was fucking retarded, but he didn't care. He was beautiful. He was determined, however, and after getting enough money ferrying rich people around the place, he got a plastic surgeon to install new rotary blades, a 30mm cannon, and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on his body. From then onwards, he decided that everyone else could call him 'Apache' and respect his right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If people couldn't accept him, then they were heliphobes and need to check their vehicle privileges.
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