Resting Witch Face
breaking the laws of physics medieval style
Alright here's the deal. Since you're dead now, we have to categorize you as a Dead Mortal Being, or D.M.B. for short. That means we can get your undead license started. It's pretty much your ID card, so we can identify which of you sorry souls is going where.
Please fill out the following Mortal ID application sheet
Four Digit ID Code:
Mortal Name:
Mortal Occupation:
Strengths:
Weaknesses:
OPTIONAL
(People down here criticize everything)
Personality:
Hobbies:
Short Biography:
Alright, now that that's out of the way, let's get down to basics.
Basically, we're going to give you a loan of five coins. Feel free to pay us back whenever.
In exchange, I want you to seek out a ramshackle settlement not too far from here. They'll know what to do with you.
Please fill out the following Mortal ID application sheet
Four Digit ID Code:
Mortal Name:
Mortal Occupation:
Strengths:
Weaknesses:
OPTIONAL
(People down here criticize everything)
Personality:
Hobbies:
Short Biography:
Alright, now that that's out of the way, let's get down to basics.
Basically, we're going to give you a loan of five coins. Feel free to pay us back whenever.
In exchange, I want you to seek out a ramshackle settlement not too far from here. They'll know what to do with you.
