Archdemon
! I am in a very weird mood today! My teenage brain has decided to go into crazy mode! Socialize with us more. I must rant about chromosomes and economics to someone. Now come everyone! Indulge a bored intelligent person who has very few close friends. (I'm so god damn lonely.)
Ok...
The contest... The palette challenge
I forgot.
On that note, I can make VERY entertaining dialogue chats between characters. Here's one from a Fire Emblem RP from a...different sight. And I will ascend to MEMEHOOD! This is from Christmas 2 years ago.
*claps with a straight face*
I would genuinely be interested in seeing what that would look like tbh.
On that note, I can make VERY entertaining dialogue chats between characters. Here's one from a Fire Emblem RP from a...different sight. And I will ascend to MEMEHOOD! This is from Christmas 2 years ago.
;-; Why me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Robin: If you need an explanation, Silver was playing Fallout 4-
Silver: I don't play videogames
Robin: Not you, Silver559
SIlver: I see
Robin: Back to the interrogation chamber!
Silver: Great! That spikey chair was so comfy!
Robin: o_o..... as I was saying, Silver559 was playing Fallout 4 when he fell down into a pit with a Death Claw, or you could say a legendary enemy when he was at most level 10. Now he is stuck hiding from the Deathclaw while trying to find a way to escape the door which is locked because it has insufficient power.
Me: *rocking back and forth* Hush little baby don't say a word, mama's gonna buy you a- OH GOD IT saw me!
Robin: Bye
Me: DOn't leave me here! *running in circles*
Silver: I don't want Radiation poisoning *flies away*
Me: Fine! *pulls out a double barrel shotgun & a rocket launcher* Bring it!
Robin: Yes, he actually has those in game...and somehow....he is-
Fallout 4: Merry Christmas!
Me: Oh shut it!
Ellen: You dove over the edge, now you're saying a video game has a conscious.
Me: *Begins to say something very confusing and deep*
Ellen: Just go to bed...we're on break here.
Me: Well then help me first! I'm being chased by a giant mutated Lizard that can kill me in two hits, and it would be three, but a third of my health is gone because of radiation poisoning!
Ellen: Aim for its belly...
Me: Ohhhhh! That's soooo brilliant!
(blue screen as Silver559's screams of terror can be heard behind)
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Ferra: Merry Christmas!
Laughing and a new post later
Silver's log 12/28/2015 Mon. 16:20 Central: We left Illinois, but then a giant winter storm came. At 3 PM it was so bad we needed to find a hotel. I have reached my limit on tums, and I still have heartburn. It's been such a long drive and now...I'm stuck in a hotel with no medication for tomorrow, or clothes. Now I'm hungry and I don't think I'll be taking my sanity with me tomorrow...I should stop, my Internet data is running out, gotta conserve it...
Silver's log 12/28/2015 Mon. 20:30 Central: I made it to a hotel, I got tums, I got food, I don't have medication, and I have a room of my own. However, I think there's something here. It's dark, but...I think there's someone else in this room...I'm too scared to-
Ellen: Hey!
Me: GAAAAAAH!!!! How the hell did you get in here?! I thought you were-
Ellen: Nope! Now, what do you want to do tonight?
Me: Sleep
Ellen: Awwwww...that's no fun...
Me: For me, it is!
Ellen: *gets in my bed*
Me: Get out...
Ellen: Then you should've got enough room for me too
Me: The closet has plenty of room...
Ellen: You know it's about to burst
Me: Whatever! Half of them are dead canonically, so I don't care!
Ellen: *pushes up closer*
Me: *sweating*
Ellen: COme on...I'm bored! I slept the entire 6 hours here! You even stuffed me into your clothes bag with your used socks, you should wash your feet more.
Me: Ok...so you aren't an illusion summoned by Arvus...
Arvus: *teleports out of nowhere* You called for illusions?
Me: Get out of here you f***ing elven archmage! You may have ties to several spirits, but still!
Arvus: *vanishes* I don't care what happens, but it might be entertaining...
Ellen: PERVERT! I am not like that!
Arvus: I said, interesting. I haven't administered any arouberries or concoctions made of them. You're just angry because the situation looks perverted
Me: SOmeone help me...
Arvus: ten thousand years of existence...now I'm fueling fire to arguments...
Me: Yeah, you're one of the longest lived characters in my stories.
Arvus: Despite the royal family of my kingdom having ten child monarchs, I was never elected one as one of the first king's sons.
Me: That's because you live forever practically! You dabble in every damned magic! Blood magic, restoration, destruction and combat, telekinesis, mind reading and controlling, illusion, soul magic, spirit magic, summoning, I don't care anymore! And you've mastered them all! You even bound yourself to three dark spirits and ten elemental ones, and one freaking demon lord! How are you not insane?!
Arvus: You
Me: good point, now good bye!
Arvus: Fine, fine....*teleports away*
Ellen: Now where was I?
Me: Going to bed! *grabs a syringe*
Ellen: WHat the hell is tha- *sleeps instantly*
Me: Dmmit Arvus...don't cast a sleep spell on me-*concks out*
Arvus: SHould i remove half of their-
Random OC: DOn't you dare, Arvus!
Arvus: Bye!
----Later in the year
Me: *Tapping pencil on desk* What to write......
Arvus: How about you write 50 shades of grey 2
Me: Hey! I'm not a pervert!
Ellen: Yeah? How so? *devious smile.
Me: Why is everyone in my study....again!!!!!!!!
Ferra: We have nothing else to do.
Silver: *hanging upside down from a beam* Or your OCs and characters hate you for being sadistic, Robin is still cleaning up the bird crap you left on him.
Me: I'm a writer! I'm just happy that a drunk OC hasn't entered the room.....
Elizana: Hey! Silver, what are you going to do with me later in the RP *hic*
Me: When the universe loves proving me wrong. Go home you're drunk!
Elizana: No, you're drunk....*collapses*
Ellen: My mother the alcoholic......
Me: *laughing*
Ellen: Hey Silver, didn't you want to take a shower today?
Me: Yeah, but is the bathroom free yet?
Ellen: Yes. Eat what's coming up next!
Me: Alright....*walks to bathroom & opens door with a towel wrapped around.*
Female OC: PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: ELLEN!!!!!!! *hears Ellen laughing behind the door after barricading it.*
Spongebob narrator: one hour later.....
Me: *walks out covered in injuries.* I hate you for your pranking nature sometimes....
Ellen: Yeah? Well you created me.
Me: SLaps forehead and falls on the ground unconscious.
Silver: *monotone voice* We need a medic!
Zenfir: There are no medics in this place except SIlver, and he doesn't own any medical supplies!
Silver:
Earlier
Well the forum is asleep. That's all I can say.
Ferra: *appears out of nowhere* Not me though.
Me: Are you Levi?! I saw you go to sleep 2-3 hours ago!
Zenfir: You didn't do so well last night either Silver.
Me: Shouldn't you be helping your daughter's case of insomnia? She's a little short right now maybe she'll be five feet max.
Ferra: Shut up! You're telling me?! How about you push writer's block like a man?!
Me: Write a book while ruling Chon'sin and tell me that.
Zenfir: Don't say anything more Ferra. And Silver, I stopped trying to cure her insomnia after five years of trying when she was almost assassinated at the age of 11, again.
Me: Oh yeah, she took down three assassins at the age of 10 or 9, so you tried for 1-2 years...0 points for effort!
Ferra: Screw off you torture obsessed jack*ss! (as in donkey she's calling me stupid & stubborn)
Me: Are you on you're per***
Ferra: Not that time of the month! Ellen get down here!
Ellen: My my, what are you all yelling so late for? I need my sleep.
Ferra: Tell it to this guy! He's the one who won't shut up! He also *censored*!
Me: Sorry Ellen, now then, shall I walk away?
Ellen: *pulls sword out and holds it towards Silver's spine* No, you're going to have to get me back to sleep yourself one way or the other. *reveals a completely serene and calm expression*
Me: You're worse than Ferra....
Ferra: HEY! Says you who killed my father, altered my history with the risen, then almost made me jump off the cliff of sanity!
*closet door full of annoying characters pops open*
Me: Well....sh**....Fan, I'll be back after I shove everyone back in the tiny closet...
Ellen: Nope, *drags Silver towards her bedroom*
Me: Fan....save me....*crying* She tortures me in so many different ways...Well if you call that torture, part of me think's it's great...ARVUS!!!!!
Arvus: *looks up with his ghostly blue glowing eyes* Punishment for knocking me over in your notes. Like I'd succumb to Hades' champion that easily.
Me: You're over 5000 years old when that happens!
Arvus: Whatever, I don't mind longevity.
Me: That doesn't give you the right to broadcast my thoughts with your magic you stupid elven archmage! I'm not giving you a dragon I changed my mind!
Arvus: Already done, now I can live to be over 10,000 years, right?
Me: Like hell I will...no one lives past 7000 years in that world. *gets tugged harder by Ellen* Faaaaaannnn!!!!! Help me please!!!!!!
Ellen: Do, and I think I'll have fun with you too Fan. *another serene smile*
Isabelle: *sits in corner reading a book*
Dexion: *watches with an evil smile*
Me: *sigh* I guess I better shut up and take it...kinda excited...AAAAARRRRVUUUUUUSSSS!
Arvus: Now Fan, looks like I'll be talking to you for now while Ellen tortures Silver. Care to hear his thoughts again? *looks up* Really Silver?
Silver's thoughts: HAH! Illuminati confirmed Arvus!
Arvus: Why'd you put a giant Illuminati in the sky
Silver's mind: *Troll face*
Arvus: Celiva, would you enjoy beating silver after this?
Me: Why'd you put my name in lowercase!
Celiva: Shut up....*cracks fist*
Me: How'd you like falling in love with a thief? Oh honorable Dragon Princess.
Celiva: *Pulls out sword and point it towards groin*
Me: *sweating*
Silver: I don't think I'll survive the night Fan. Can you pray for me to have a man's favorite death death? Please? I want to die by Snoosnoo
Silver in another room: ARVUUUUUUUUUUUUSS! *banging is heard from the room*
Morgan Freeman: memes then came pouring down from the sky and all chaos is unleashed as the Illuminati stared them all down. Hail lord prosciutto. So ends the story of Silver as he screams in the other room and his funeral is held tomorrow while Ferra burns the coffin. Amen.
I NOW ASCEND TO MEMEHOOD!
