Superfly47
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101. Put invisible sticky glue on all the cart handles.
1000+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart
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Ayama
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102. Put glue on the store floor >]
Ilikepie
Two Thousand Club
103. Have a bunch of people dress up and have a fake power rangers battle in the store
Ayama
Enthusiast
104. Have a bunch of people dress up and have a real Power Rangers battle in the middle of the store.
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Classix
New Member
105. Climbing on top of the hunting/fishing section of the store with a fish pole and a fake 20$ as the lure.
thirteen
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106. grab a broom/mop/other pole-like instrument and pretend that you're a pole dancer. extra points if you get dolla bills thrown at you.
sirenhead
ree kid has autism
107. take a flare gun in the store and fire it into an aisle of flammable objects
5cookie
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108. Take all the items in the bakery section and make a giant bread, cake, and donut fort blocking off the area. Only let in people who pay you with bread in their shopping carts.
Superfly47
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sirenhead
ree kid has autism
110. take off all the price tags and replace them with a fake tag that says FREE!!!!
FoolsErin
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111. Unleash allllll of the marbles from the toy aisle onto the floor. All of them.
Venchi1986
Eldritch Member
112. Convince all customers they're in a Matrix like simulation and the Walmart employees are just programs which have to be defeated for them to wake up
pvndaa
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113. Since there's always a bird there, bring it some buddies to fly around with
Ilikepie
Two Thousand Club
114: Yelling free cookies in the cookie section
5cookie
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115: host a super smash bros tournament in the electronics section using the items supplied
Can Helsing
Yes, it Can.
116. Set up a hammock in the Home Goods department and "test" each and every pillow out of the bag they come in wearing make up.
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The Pun Tyrant
117. Make a hole in a wall or shelf, and stick your head through it shouting
”Here’s Johny!!!”
”Here’s Johny!!!”
Ilikepie
Two Thousand Club
118. challenging all employees to dance battles
Ayama
Enthusiast
119. Challenging all employees/customers to rap battles
120. Challenging all employees/customers to 'yo mamma' joke battles
120. Challenging all employees/customers to 'yo mamma' joke battles
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The Pun Tyrant
121.Roll a charisma check to seduce the manager
5cookie
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122. Dress up as a Pikachu and use electric buzzers to shock everyone in the store
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The Pun Tyrant
123.Don’t move except by running Naruto running
Venchi1986
Eldritch Member
124. Steal all shopping carts and some electronics and turn them into your own giant robot
Ilikepie
Two Thousand Club
125. Empty all the boxes to make a box fort in the store
Desruc
Professional Digimon Tamer
126. Throw a fit in front of the employee's because they cheated you, charging you one cent more than a $10 shirt that you bought the day prior. Show the receipt with an x on the last cent mark, and the number higher either above it or to the side. (so 10.01 would turn to 10.0(1 is X'd out)2). If this does not get you kicked out within 5 minutes, ask to speak to the manager. Once the employee(s) bring you to the manager / calls the manager down / is the manager, begin flirting with the manager really badly, using anything and everything the manager says as a springboard. Then, go in for a kiss on the manager once the manager begins looking annoyed. Once you are escorted out, begin screaming at the top of your lungs, "(MANAGERNAME) IS MY F*CKING BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND! I LOVE THEM SO MUCH, YOU CAN'T KICK ME OUT OF THE STORE!" until they kick you out of the store. Go back the next time the manager is at the Walmart, march up to them, and then demand that you get your cent back at the top of your lungs until they kick you out again.
Stonks.
Stonks.
