1000+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

442: Eat/steal all the fruit and replace it with fake fruit (not sure if this was said already lol)
 
446: Open up the big packs of hot dogs, and toss handfuls as you walk down the isles like a flower girl.
 
448:make ‘dick’ jokes with the hot dogs as customers pass by
 
453: try to walk out with a huge flat screen tv and threaten to call the police as they tell you that's stealing
 
450: Ask where they sell their walls. Then threaten them if they say "we don't sell walls".
 
452: Climb up a shelf and throw firecrackers and enjoy the show
 
453: Go to the jewelry department and start throwing it at people yelling, "you get a ring, you get a ring! everyone gets a ring!"
 
454: Rub every lamp in the electronics department while saying "Maybe this one has the genie."
 

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