1000+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

[Gabe]

150. Put a patch of fake tall grass on the front door of the store. Dress up as Professor Oak, and when people attempt to leave, scream at them "Hold up! Pokemon live in tall grass! It's dangerous, follow me!" and direct them to the plushie section.

 

[5cookie]

151. Sabotage the holiday display, making potatoes fall onto the heads of anyone who walks under the displays

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

152. Steal your neighbors' pets and release them in the store. Direct them to the food aisles and allow them to tear everything up. For the finale, release a bunch of hamsters from the ceiling. Watch people run and scream as you pull an umbrella off of a shelf and open it.

 

[JokerValentine]

153. (only works past 8 pm) be of this universe, be somewhat normal, or have a concept of humanity and time and space.

There are no humans of this dimension in a Walmart past 8 PM.

 

[Shiyonichi]

154: Rally every person who has been kicked out and lay a siege on Walmart.

 

[Gabe]

154: Rally every person who has being kicked out and lay a siege on Walmart.

155: Lay claim to the Toilet Paper fort while on the siege, aid the Walmart employees on defending the place.

 

[5cookie]

156: release a huge amount of poisonous snakes into the store while the siege is happening, and then put on a green princess/prince costume, stand at the top of the toilet paper fort, and claim yourself as the king/queen of snakes loudly, and with a megaphone.

 

[Ilikepie]

157: Have a group of people in santa outfits eat all the cookies in the store

 

[Yamperzzz]

158.) Wrap EVERYBODY in wrapping paper, even the employees and customers. Then place them under Christmas trees.

 

[Ilikepie]

159: Throwing a new years party in the store in pokemon costumes

 

[Abendrot]

160. Recreating any of the experiments in Mythbusters on the property.

 

[Shiyonichi]

161. Kill a man.

 

[Scheani]

162. Challenge people to a duel by throwing lemons

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

163. Offering people in the toy Aisle "Toys"

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

164. Climb the shelves and exclaim various ape noises in an attempt to rally others to do the same.

 

[Venchi1986]

165. Loudly declare your self king of the store and demand tribute

 

[BunnyVT]

166. Go to the electronics section and break the glass to the games. Don't steal anything, just break the glass

 

[Sir Fungus]

167. Scream “I’ve Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts.” Repeatedly at the top of your lungs in the middle of the clothing section.

 

[Shiyonichi]

168. Revive this god forsaken list.

169. Make this list in the first place.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

( Shiyonichi 1 rule at a time silly. I'm number 169)

169. Calling a rapper a dirty rat and feeding him poisoned cheese in order to prevent information leaks.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

170. Insulting the MANAGER

 

[Sir Fungus]

171. Creating a war between the sports section and the electronics section

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

172. Being Karen

 

[Bright Darkness]

173. Throwing Peanuts in Peanut Free Area

 

[BunnyVT]

174. Hitting an employee with a baseball