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1000+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Classix

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105. Climbing on top of the hunting/fishing section of the store with a fish pole and a fake 20$ as the lure.
 

intenseandinsane

a passing housewife!
106. grab a broom/mop/other pole-like instrument and pretend that you're a pole dancer. extra points if you get dolla bills thrown at you.
 

5cookie

Professional Miraculous Ladybug Fanfiction Author
108. Take all the items in the bakery section and make a giant bread, cake, and donut fort blocking off the area. Only let in people who pay you with bread in their shopping carts.
 

Superfly47

Me Pikachu You
108. Take all the items in the bakery section and make a giant bread, cake, and donut fort blocking off the area. Only let in people who pay you with bread in their shopping carts.
Pastry fort sounds like so much fun!

109. All prices are now in rubies.
 

Venchi1986

Member
112. Convince all customers they're in a Matrix like simulation and the Walmart employees are just programs which have to be defeated for them to wake up
 

pvndaa

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113. Since there's always a bird there, bring it some buddies to fly around with
 

5cookie

Professional Miraculous Ladybug Fanfiction Author
115: host a super smash bros tournament in the electronics section using the items supplied
 

Can Helsing

Yes, it Can.
116. Set up a hammock in the Home Goods department and "test" each and every pillow out of the bag they come in wearing make up.
 

Idea

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117. Make a hole in a wall or shelf, and stick your head through it shouting
”Here’s Johny!!!
 

Ayama

Enthusiast
119. Challenging all employees/customers to rap battles
120. Challenging all employees/customers to 'yo mamma' joke battles
 

5cookie

Professional Miraculous Ladybug Fanfiction Author
122. Dress up as a Pikachu and use electric buzzers to shock everyone in the store
 

Desruc

Professional Digimon Tamer
126. Throw a fit in front of the employee's because they cheated you, charging you one cent more than a $10 shirt that you bought the day prior. Show the receipt with an x on the last cent mark, and the number higher either above it or to the side. (so 10.01 would turn to 10.0(1 is X'd out)2). If this does not get you kicked out within 5 minutes, ask to speak to the manager. Once the employee(s) bring you to the manager / calls the manager down / is the manager, begin flirting with the manager really badly, using anything and everything the manager says as a springboard. Then, go in for a kiss on the manager once the manager begins looking annoyed. Once you are escorted out, begin screaming at the top of your lungs, "(MANAGERNAME) IS MY F*CKING BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND! I LOVE THEM SO MUCH, YOU CAN'T KICK ME OUT OF THE STORE!" until they kick you out of the store. Go back the next time the manager is at the Walmart, march up to them, and then demand that you get your cent back at the top of your lungs until they kick you out again.

Stonks.
 

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