1000+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

[eyclore]

672: Pretend to be an abyss mage and chase people around

 

[Nokumi]

673: full the store with Halloween decorations during the Christmas month and say their 2 times as much than they would have been during Halloween. Then starting a riot over it

 

[Kaiju Cat]

674: Sing this is Halloween! Over and over

 

[Sir loin of beef]

675:go shopping with a golf cart

 

[MARSHYY]

676: Dress up in a Spongebob costume and sing the Krusty Krab Pizza song, all while holding a stack of empty pizza boxes.

 

[eyclore]

677: Pretend to be a UwU cat

 

[Nokumi]

678: (hah my number) sing the most annoying children’s songs ever repeatedly with a macro phone and a speaker the the cart as you push it around “baaaaaaaby SHARKY DO DO DO DO BABY SHARK DO DO DO DO mooooomaaaa Sharky do do do moma Sharky do do do do!”

 

[Kaiju Cat]

679: Dress up as a Target employee and scan items

 

[Nokumi]

680: dress up as a employee and tell people they won a prize just for shopping at the store and slip a gift card in everyone’s bag

 

[Sir loin of beef]

681:play punchies with the manager.

 

[Derealization]

682: Release the hard to destroy reptile

 

[eyclore]

683: Fart.

 

[Sir loin of beef]

684:have de realization about how to get away with murder

 

[Misaki]

685:die.....

 

[BakedBeansIsGood]

686: Loudly announce that you are a suicide bomber and reveal a toy bomb.

 

[Ashy_OCdesigns]

687: convert a bathtub into a car and drive on out of there

 

[Jayls]

688: Attempt to buy children from their parents at checkout.

 

[Nokumi]

689: sell your kid to the guy trying to buy the kids

 

[Nokumi]

689: sell your kid to the guy trying to buy the kids

This is for the game I would never do this)

 

[Misaki]

690: pay entirely with pennies

 

[Nokumi]

691: sit in the kids toy section screaming and crying. Throwing a tantrum over a toy you want but no one to buy it for you

 

[Nokumi]

691: sit in the kids toy section screaming and crying. Throwing a tantrum over a toy you want but no one to buy it for you

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[eyclore]

692: Clog their toilet

 

[Misaki]

693: Scream "HeReS JoNnY"

 

[Nokumi]

694: start singing on the com “we stand in the shadows waiting… we live for this and nothing more… WE ARE WHAT YOU CREATED!!!” and then have all your friends run into the store as demons and laughing mianically and chase people