1000+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

[Kaiju Cat]

572: clog all the sinks and toilets then let the fun begin.

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

573: Purchase a firearm, but whenever they show what they have ask for something bigger.

And yes, Walmart sells guns.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

574: start squirting water but don’t let them know it’s you

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

575: Let your cat taste test all the ice cream

 

[Idea]

576: Summon the great old one when the manager doesn’t cede to your demands.

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

577: perform the electric boogaloo on the banana display

 

[Kaiju Cat]

578: steal all the cakes

 

[Venchi1986]

579: Throw a pie in the face of evey person you come across

 

[Clan Ize]

580: delete it from reality

 

[komi]

581: finding the mic and seductively whispering "im pan~"

 

[muffinphobia]

582: stand in the bathroom and collect tips from people for squirting liquid soap in your palm and then slapping it on theirs without their consent

 

[Celestial Water]

583: Stand on a pallet of something chanting “Save the Cheerleader, save the world!”

 

[Kaiju Cat]

584: Pour glue over all the carts

 

[FennecyFoxy27]

585: dress up as an animal and run around making the sound of that animal

 

[Kaiju Cat]

586: Dress up as Negan and intimidate people with your own Lucille

 

[ArchieTheFel]

587: Bring my own grill and just start having a barbeque in the center of the store, as well as inviting family/friends to enjoy it. The Walmart employees kick me out because I did not invite them, and they are mad.

 

[Mirai-chan]

588: Literally start shoplifting all of the Consoles and video games for no reason

 

[Venchi1986]

589: Move in your furniture and treat it like your new apartment

 

[Derealization]

590: Start auctioning off the Walmart

 

[FennecyFoxy27]

591: throw water balloons around!




Except it’s a 50/50 chance of getting wasps in a water ballon popped near you.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

592: sell all the brand name items.

 

[FennecyFoxy27]

593: Pretend to be an employee, and trash the entire storage room, with a note on the door saying “Sorry, I tripped =) “

 

[Kaiju Cat]

594: Walk around and tell every customer that WaMart is trash.

 

[FennecyFoxy27]

595: “RELEASE THE HOUNDS! SEND THEM TO THE COUNTERS, HAHAHAHA!”

 

[King Krokodil]

596: Institute a Communist Dictatorship of the cash registers