1000+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

[Kaiju Cat]

547: steal all the items out of the customers carts and replace them with rocks

 

[Nokumi]

548: randomly put items in carts of parents who have kids and keep adding stuff waiting to see if the parents notice and when and if they do see if they blame the kid

 

[Kaiju Cat]

549: put up kick me signs on customers

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

550: Lay on the floor of the Lego Aisle and wait until someone steps on you. When they do and complain about it, claim your gender is Lego

 

[TheLover]

551. Rocky horror renactment.

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

552- snort all the painkillers in the pharmacy area

 

[Kaiju Cat]

553: smear toothpaste on all the food

 

[MisoraUni]

554: Shake all of the carbonated beverages and open them onto people, effectively spraying them with the beverage

 

[.Arteries.]

555: Do a poor reenactment of the Bee Movie, but all the bees are in dollar store bee costumes.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

556: Reenact the boy who cried wolf

 

[.Arteries.]

557: the bee who fried wolves at a KFC. its a musical now. and we're performing it. in walmart.

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

558: Punch someone's mama in the throat.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

559: dress up as saiyans and pretend to kamehameha anyone

 

[Simon_Hawk]

560: put on a Gato Meowleone mask and make cat noises at all the customers.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

561: Dress up as Simon Hawk and have fun in Walmart

 

[Simon_Hawk]

562: clone one thousand Gatos and let them roam around doing Gato stuff everywhere.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

563: clone one thousand Simons and let them roam around doing Simon stuff everywhere.

 

[Venchi1986]

564 Clone 999 Gatos and 999 Simons and number them them 1 through 1000, missing a random number for both, so people will think there are still two clones loose after rounding them all up

 

[Kaiju Cat]

565: Clone 999 Venchis and Simons and number them 1 through 1000, missing a random number for both, so people would think there are still two clones loose after rounding them all up.

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

566: Eat the clone next to you

 

[Kaiju Cat]

567: eat all the Walmart brand cakes

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

568: eat the Walmart

 

[Venchi1986]

569: Dress up as a wicked witch, hang out in the candy aisle and offer to trade favors to anyone with a child in exchange for said child

 

[Kaiju Cat]

570: glue fake money to every bag of chips

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

571. Cry excessively in the gardening section because "free the plants"