BakaTheIdiot
Viscount of Spaghetti Code
504: Establish the Dairy isle as "international waters" and attempt piracy of mall-scaled proportions.
1000+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart
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Kaiju Cat
Demon spoon cat stand
505: Dress up as venom and scare the kids
Stricken Steel
On the moon, drinking sparkling water.
506: Pretend to be the USNavy and ward off the piracy.
Beetlebuggo
Meep Meep
507: Promote Target
Kaiju Cat
Demon spoon cat stand
508: Throw all the great value items in the trash while looking at the managers
Nokumi
Honor. That's what I'm after. Fame. That's my goal
I didn't take you for the kind to actually be in a chat like this
509: walk in dressed as a female devil and "condem" people to hell shouting "YOU HAVE SINNED! WANNA HAVE A BAD TIME?" AND blasting megalovania from undertale
Beetlebuggo
Meep Meep
I've been in here for a while actually
510: Recreate Rabbids go Home and steal everything with one cart
Firelie
WHERE AM I? IS THIS WENDYS?
511: BRING A MASK AND CROWBAR AND STALK EMPLOYEES
Kaiju Cat
Demon spoon cat stand
Or exchange that crowbar for a machete
Nokumi
Honor. That's what I'm after. Fame. That's my goal
512: flicker the lights and talk over the intercom in a creepy voice "mweheheh. I hope you said...goodbye... to your loved ones... cuz you'll never get another chance"
Beetlebuggo
Meep Meep
513: Run over multiple kids with a bike
Kaiju Cat
Demon spoon cat stand
514:: bring all your friends and yourself into Walmart the catch is to dress as zombies as pretend to bite the employees and customers.
Nokumi
Honor. That's what I'm after. Fame. That's my goal
Oh nice stage a zombie apocalypse. There might even be a few people who believe it
515: bring a friend and stage a crime over the intercom "it's done hes dead help me hide the body"
"No. Cuz your gonna die with him "
"You bastard. ILL KILL YOU"
"NOT IF I KILL YOU FIRST AND TAKE THE GOVORNMENT FILES"
*fake gun sounds*
Venchi1986
Eldritch Member
516: Summon Satan
Beetlebuggo
Meep Meep
517: Summon Jesus
Kaiju Cat
Demon spoon cat stand
518: summon the locusts
Venchi1986
Eldritch Member
519: Have some friends dress up as Satan and Jesus and pretend to summon them so they can fight for the souls of everyone in the store
BakaTheIdiot
Viscount of Spaghetti Code
520: bring your snapping turtle, Carl, and let him loose in the clearance racks.
Kaiju Cat
Demon spoon cat stand
521: try to baptize people with water
Nokumi
Honor. That's what I'm after. Fame. That's my goal
522: try to demonitise people
Kaiju Cat
Demon spoon cat stand
523: pretend you’re possessed by the devil
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Venchi1986
Eldritch Member
524: Claim part of the store as your own country and call it "yourname-ia"
BakaTheIdiot
Viscount of Spaghetti Code
525: reenact the bombing of pearl harbor using spiral hams.
Kaiju Cat
Demon spoon cat stand
526: have a lightsaber duel where the food and drink aisles are
Nokumi
Honor. That's what I'm after. Fame. That's my goal
527: pretend to be legally insane
