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1000+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

5cookie

The shortest potato in the history of ever
26. Dress up as a banana, go to the produce section, and start screaming, “WHERE ARE MY FRIENDS? WHY ARE YOU EATING THEM? SUFFER THE RAGE BANANA’S WRATH!!!” And other things about the fact that you’re related to the bananas in the produce section.
 

5cookie

The shortest potato in the history of ever
35: Smack a sandal in as many people’s faces as possible
 
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LyricalLyric

The Coolest Loser
37: Re-enact the war of 1812 using various props found within the store. Ideas include but are not limited to; using nerf guns, riding in the shopping carts as horses, or using pillows/mattresses from the bedding section as cover. Be sure to warn fellow customers "The British are coming!"
 

Gabe

Deer Lord
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40. Stand in the produce section, laugh when people pick up the cucumbers. That weird laugh, you know. "Hehehehehehe..."
 

StrixDesmodus

Totally human, I swear!
42. Making elaborate sculptures out of anything you can get your hands on. Bonus points if the sculptures block the aisles.
 

Ayama

Enthusiast
(Why is everyone attacking the produce section? xD )
47. Try on every single onesie they sell around Halloween season- without anything underneath.
 

5cookie

The shortest potato in the history of ever
49: force all the staff members to wear the onesies that they sell around Halloween season - Bonus points if they have built-in face masks.
 

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