1000+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

[Kaiju Cat]

993: Paint everything blue while singing I’m blue

 

[Coca-Cola]

994: pretend to be Santa and say "All of you are ho's"

 

[Kaiju Cat]

995: grab a customers nose and yell ‘ Honk!

 

[Venchi1986]

996: Dress up as Krampus and force all children in the store into your bag, talking about how they've been naughty and Santa sent you to eat them

 

[Twomanybagels]

997: Gather as many eggs as you can to perform a necromancer's spell on them, then proceed to urge the zombie baby chicks to "fight back and take revenge".

 

[Kaiju Cat]

998: start a paint war

 

[Coca-Cola]

999: kill someone in the bathroom as a sacrafice to the pinappele god

 

[Kaiju Cat]

1000: leave banana peels eveywhere

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

1001: kill.