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And then a horde of clowns rise up from the ground with mallets and red noses in hand. All the joy of the world has been sucked out of it, and Armageddon has been triggered. All party stops have been pulled, and it's time for the party punch to flow. *Rolls d20 and rolls a one* Uh oh.

Eating clay

tipping pottery off the shelves

Hmm...

jailed because you cant reach me on the power pole >: )

jailed because the posts arent in order

jailed because those shades are too cool

jailed for improper use of a speedometer

jailed for possession of uranium

You receive a pat... but in my case, you receive a peck (but gentler).

...I wouldn't eat that apple if I were you. JK, it's just a normal apple ;')

@Willow Tree "No, that's my clucky!" >:o Proceeds to attempt at stealing back the chicken.

"Insanity..." I say while a chicken lays atop on my head.

Scream at resonant frequency.

yuhl

For picking a similar reason someone else chose

For assuming birds give hugs. They give snuggles.

For assuming that I was the one who started it

For driving without a license