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155: Lay claim to the Toilet Paper fort while on the siege, aid the Walmart employees on defending the place.

150. Put a patch of fake tall grass on the front door of the store. Dress up as Professor Oak, and when people attempt to leave, scream at them "Hold up! Pokemon live in tall grass! It's dangerous, follow me!" and direct them to the plushie section.

147: Approach people on the aisles and keep asking them "Do you know the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?". Make the whole speech soon after.

Plasma, like the blood thing?

It is going to be a neverending struggle for dominance, one's power stripped as soon as someone else replies. It is going to be a war eternal, fueled only by the desires of the ones that seek the top.

This game is rigged!

80. Try to make a conga line with everyone in the store.

73. Yell at the top of your lungs "I'M ALLERGIC TO TOILET PAPER!!!" while unraveling the paper thrown desperately.

Nice. 70. Walk around with a distressed look on your face. When people ask what's wrong, make a surprised face and whisper "You... You can see me?"

You accidentally delete the thread. But then you think - Wait, why can I see this exact message on a thread that shouldn't exist? But then you see. Your visual options - gone! You deleted your own account. I call upon a mod to restore Cookie's account, but I roll a 1. EDIT: I tried to answer...

(those vegetables are EVIL!!!) 48. Try on every single onesie they sell around halloween season - at the same time.

40. Stand in the produce section, laugh when people pick up the cucumbers. That weird laugh, you know. "Hehehehehehe..."

38. Make an armor out of loaves of bread. Call yourself the Baked Berserker.

32a: Instead of goods, put a sound system blaring "My Heart Will Go On" at full volume.

27. Make a fort out of the shopping carts and wage war against the dude on the Toilet Paper Fort.

19: Get a job in the meat department, do not answer to people asking for pork. If someone asks for pig meat, lean suspiciously across the counter with a creepy face and go "Right away, sir/madam..."

Instead of logging on Discord, you actually access the Log of Discord, and end up unleashing all sorts of chaotic energies around the world. Thanks for that. I try to reseal the Log, but I roll a 1.

8: Go to the personal hygiene section, make a fort out of toilet paper and claim yourself as King of Butt Wipes. Deny everyone access to toilet paper.

Well, you eat the potato. Raw. The juices of the rawness and blandness make you question everything that led you to do such an act. In an act of pity, I try to make french fries, but I roll a 1.

You fail so hard at dying that you end up reviving someone. Cookie is alive again. I try to sleep properly for one night but I roll a 1.