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Died for natural causes

No I wish no one could ever grant Jicanni's wish

Was locked into a closed room and died from starvation

Granted but you implode when using them I wish to pilot a mecha, indestructible, and I don't die in the process, neither go crazy or get sick or lost into space, time or whatever

Granted but I'm drunk I wish to not have a hangover tomorrow

Nope Choke on its own tentacles

I feel that trying to describe that would be a waste of effort a time why don't you just euthanize yourself?

Forgot how to breath

Flirt with other players

So technically you couldn't corrupt my wish xd Also you get your pony, it has cancer though I wish to get a nice beard

Friendzoned

Tried to phase through a wall incorrectly getting crushed by the mass in the process

Granted I wish

Got turned into freakish stone by the raging Brahman in the Sun

Got "pseudokilled" by Gold Experience Requiem

Naah, too much of a hassle You get your own personal Harem with anyone of your liking But You can't see them naked, touch them more than a kiss or holding hands or have sexual relationship with them

Understimated me

Torn into pieces and devoured by ten quadrillion of feral cats

Siete

Anyway Bobalicus Henderson, Bob for friends, showed up out of nowhere and killed the manbear by hitting it on the head with a broom while singing More than a Feeling.