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Banned for breathing my air

I push you off the cliffside so you can plummet to your utter doom. Have a nice Fall!!!

“Oh you guys have no idea I’m plotting your murder...”

On it's way to your woman's workplace, the telegram is smashed, mashed, and butchered by the lazy mailman. Resulting in a distorted looking item being dropped or your lady's desk. She didn't seem to like the message, because all your items were thrown on the front lawn by the time you got home...

After dropping the large fish into the tank, it doesn't seem to find much appeal in living in a glass box. It calls up its savior Aquaman, and he sends a tsunami to wash away your house. I attempt to blow out my birthday candles but I roll a 1.

Pikachu would get his tail severed off while leaving it out as the pokeball closed.

A low eerie cackle echoes through the deserted throne room... "Who's THere!?" The young girl demands as she looks around in panic. "It is I...." The girl musters an anxious swallow as she sputters a response, "wh-who?" "YOUR HAT!!" And the hat OPEns it mouth and consumes the girl in one bite...

"Tie my shoes, peasant."

"Sit yo ass down, I'm the queen now!!"

"BRITTANY! Bring me the Presidente! I'm out of Martinis!!"

I've got the lollipops and coconuts, (Diddle Dee Dee) And there they are standing in a row, (Bump bump bump) Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head

When the NIGHT... has COME.... and the land is daaaaaaaarrrkkk... and the mooooooon.... is the onlyyyy... light we seeeeeee... -Stand By Me (John Lennon)

"If only I could dye my hair purple..."

"The fire in my eyes...is nothing compared to the blazing inferno in my soul.....for you...."

"Ew, this guy has eyeboogers..."

"Aw jeez, I hope he can't see my ugly piercings..."

"I smell carrots...question mark"

*struggles to do the cha cha slide.*

"Ah bro!!! Throw it up, throw it up!!"

"oooooh man....OOOOHH man....I gotta poop so bad..."