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A psycho pyromaniac by the name of scarce, a devoted follower of, who else but pyrocycnal, is going by the name of "cynical". He is on the loose hunting down the YouTube pyrocycnal so that he can put his new bottle of Lube to use. My little fallout: shelters are magic.

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One bush... One man... One betrayal.... A man finds the first ever recorded talking bush in his backyard, and develops a relationship with it. the bush somehow gives birth to the first bush human hybrid, and that bush is found to be indestructible. It creates an army of bushlets to kill George...

A group of people are told to be special by a man amplifying his voice with a megaphone behind a curtain, some dude with a staff uses a green screen to make it look like he splits water, and then a guy with a retarded mustache gets angry at them for making fun of his mustache on tumblr, so he...

"MOLTEN CORE!"

Scarred

You build shit, you hit shit, you get yelled at by braindead 8 year olds on discord and teamspeak servers - minecraft. (Yeah, I play minecraft, I think it's fun sometimes.)

pikachildhood.

Meowmeowmotherfucker

Push No homo

Kiss. No ho-

Push No homo

Like peanuts. Peanuts on fire.

"Why was I programmed to feel pain?"

Like a gender fluent person. (Seriously, is that a girl or a guy? Also good luck to whoever's after me >:))

Running isn't an option and if I hugged or kissed i'd die. my only option is to stab. I'm dead either way. No homo

I'd hug. No homo.

I'd push. No homo.

I would hug. No homo.

Hug