In a somewhat crowded area, an Eevee would be hitting a fire hydrant at what seemed to be full power. You couldn't help but notice the Eevee mumbling to himself. "Not even a dent. Are you kidding me?" The Eevee would unleash another Quick Attack before he'd stumble back in exhaustion.
A tiny Eevee would begin to approach the action. "Heh, so what's going on here?" He'd look around, trying to figure out what was even happening in the first place.
<The Eevee would be riding around in a cardboard tank with pictures of Danny DeVito poorly glued to the tank> <The Eevee would yell as loud as he could.> EXTERMINATE ALL ANIME GIRLS.