Comet

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About Comet

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  • Birthday 01/05/1999

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  1. The feeling of clean sheets again freshly shaven legs.<3

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    2. dwale

      dwale

      its practically euphoric

    3. Devious Dilbert

      Devious Dilbert

      @AxelWelrod AXEL GET OFF THIS POOR GIRL'S PROFILE YOU WEIRDO

    4. AxelWelrod
  2. Alright, maybe after the move over, I'll join new Rps, or, try to restart one of my old ones.

  3. Shout-out to the people who constantly like my stuff! Thank you so much for actually recognizing me!<3

  4. Him: I love your smile!

    Me:thank you!

    Him: What else that mouth do

    Me: Complain

    1. TheCandyEmo

      TheCandyEmo

      I say, eat candy. Because I love candy.

  5. Comet-

    Damn, she be bombin' it.

    She beautiful. She fire.

    And nobody would dare call me a liar.

    Cuz' we all know ain't nobody fly'er.

    She's a queen. I'm her sire.

    Now, I gotta go- Laundry's in the drier.

     

     

    FIRE ALARMS

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    <3 IM SO LAME OMF

    1. Comet

      Comet

      I LOVE IT. THANK YOU BBY.💕

    2. Devious Dilbert
  6. I GOT MY HOUSE TO MYSELF TONIGHT, DOG IS GONE, FAMILY IS GONE, LETS ORDER PIZZA AT 1 IN THE MORNING.<3

  7. Sub: Baylor, why are you smiling? You couldn't be smiling over math.

    me: I WAS SMILING ABOUT STUFF IN MY HEAD. GOOD GOD. CHILL TF OUT

  8. This broom isn't the only thing you'll be riding tonight.(;

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    2. pulse

      pulse

      Ok I'm offended on a personal level if this is a Harry Potter kink I didn't know of

    3. JokerValentine

      JokerValentine

      I haven't even read the books yet I find this funny

    4. Comet

      Comet

      It's a Harry Potter pick up line.xD

  9. I love how my boyfriend got a game just for me and him to play.<3

    1. Boneless

      Boneless

      he lowkey just chose you because he had no one to play with

  10. LIARS. THE SCHOOL SAID THEY WERE GOING TO BRING US DONUTS. GOT HERE AND THERE IS NONE? LIKE, DON'T PROMISE ME DONUTS AND NOT GIVE ME ANNNY. I'M GONNA STARVE NOW.

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    2. pulse

      pulse

      FUCK THE SUB

    3. Devious Dilbert

      Devious Dilbert

      BEAT HER ASS. A WISE FAT ASIAN MAN ONCR SAID TO ME, "LIFE IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT, BUT IT'S UP TO YOU TO TAKE WHAT YOU DESERVE." TAKE THOSE GODDAMN DONUTS

    4. Comet

      Comet

      I WILL, I WILL TAKE THOSE DONUTS. I'M STARVING.

  11. It's fucking colder than a witches tit out there.

    -Brandon Rogers

  12. I'm coming, I'm coming, and I conquered.

    (Brandon Rogers)

  13. I'm gonna do you so hard, you'll be Thor the next day.

  14. Remember baby, he can't say no if he chokin on that D.(;

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    2. Comet

      Comet

      HELL NO. HE'LL WANT MORE.

    3. Devious Dilbert

      Devious Dilbert

      BUT I DECIDE WHEN HE GETS DIS D. HE AIN'T RUN THE SHOW, I DO.

    4. Comet

      Comet

      THAT'S HOW IT WORKS BABY.

  15. Hey you, in the yellow, if I find out you have drugs on you you better count me in.