Hey Spotty, it's been awhile hug? How are you?
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For my new year's resolution, I promise to stop correcting your terrible spelling and focus more on your horrific grammar.
If a fat man tries to take you from your home on Christmas Eve, don't worry. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
It takes real talent to choke on air and trip over nothing. I have both of these skills.
Hey Spot! Been a while. Where've ya' been?
"I just can't reach out to tell you that I always wonder what you're up to." ~Tori Kelly
Destroy every memory of him, they said. Pretend like he doesn't exist. How can I, when he's everywhere I go and the only thing I think about
I'm in a relationship with two men; Ben and Jerry. They sit in my freezer when I don't need them.
Edward Elric: Because real men are under 5 feet tall, wear tight leather pants, and braid their silky hair.
Ever heard of an anime called Black Rock Shooter?
"I just want to be friends." Translation: I never want to talk to you or see you again.
Friends ask you why you're crying. Best friends already have a shovel to burry the person that made you cry.
So guys taller than girls can date, girls and girls can date, guys and guys and date, but girls taller than guys can't date? I don't get it.
"All these years I'd thought being a spy was hard. Turns out being a girl is the hard part." ~Gallagher Girls
"Life is classified. There's so much that goes unsaid." ~Gallagher Girls
I wish my eyelashes were as dark as my soul and as long as the list of people I hate.
Fanta was not here.....just kidding!
Fool! My legend began in the 12th century! You think you have the right to pick a number from 1-12?!
Fools? His legend began in the 12th century! You think you have the right to pick a number from 1-12?!
That's funny cuz... I don't care.
I don't even know anymore.
Cmon! Post on Teenage Secrets!
Boys almost never notice when a girl does her makeup special just for him. So why do girls do it?
Time Skips: Because you're too lazy to describe something.
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