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Sir Les Paul

I know a bunch of good jokes about umbrellas, but they usually go over people’s heads.

Myla

Sir Les Paul Ever hear a rumor about butter?

Sir Les Paul

That it's spread like love for Merry?

Myla

No, but that's alright because I don't want to spread it.

Sir Les Paul

Well I was close

but I guess that only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades

Myla

Man that got dark fast. Speaking of dark, why is dark spelled with a K and not a C?

Sir Les Paul

Well I don't know,

Myla , won't don't you enlighten me?

Myla

Because you can't C in the dark.

Sir Les Paul

Y'know, speaking of the dark, I heard it's a law that you must turn on your headlights when it's raining in Denmark...

Problem is, how am I supposed to know when it's raining in Denmark?

Meredith

y'all got a whole act going on in here, for real!

Sir Les Paul

Oh, it's a great show, too! I was gonna do the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.

Myla

I think these dad jokes are amazing, but I also have a pizza joke for you!

Myla

Oh wait, never mind, It's too cheesy.

Sir Les Paul

Hey, that was my joke! It's nacho cheese.

Myla

Ayeeee, chill out. Can't we just taco about it?

Sir Les Paul

Ugh, you know I love cheese jokes, though! Just leave me provolone!

Myla

But whyyyy? And don't say it is because I'm nacho friend anymore!

Sir Les Paul

Oh fine, but only because you're a gouda friend. I'm sure it'll brie okay.

Myla

Great! Because I was really worried and I am fondue you.