The Mechanist

heheh, I have acquired the mimes sire..

Mimes...That is all, Sire, I shall leave you to ponder that.

It is time for me to commit a crime
What it is you ask, why it’s merely just a rhyme.
Just taking words and putting them on the end,
Then grabbing more words, an art I wish to defend.
This is an art I’ve always loved to share,
I hope it is something that would make you all care.

Mechanistman hello there

My mission to seduce azazel is complete sire. Now, may I take a look around your workshop to see if there's any trace as to where the other girls went?

Pizza time

Sire, I would like to request for some droids to look after my harem while I return to hell and acquire a new lady.

Sire

Another Portrait is on it's way sire.

Happy Easter Sir! I hope the large scary bunny breaks into your house and delivers eggs to thou

Mechanist Log #10
It has been a long time since my last transmission. My studies with the mechanicus have finally ended. My chassis upgraded and my own equipment as well. But I feel I must become even stronger. I have decided to find the Adeptus Astartes. Specifically the Iron Hands chapter. Their affinity with cybernetics and technologies rivals all the other founding legions and their successors with only the salamanders smiths being on par with their craftsmanship. So I will be taking off to find the iron hands, going to their homeworld to learn and train beneath them, and maybe gain more upgrades after communicating with their forge father Feirros.
This is Lord Mechanist of house Scion, signing off.

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SIRE! U-URGENT NEWS!

*The squire appeared, suited completely in an activated berserker armor*
Well sire, I must say, this armor works wonders, I feel no pain!
*It deactivates and multiple bones begin breaking, yes, the beskar bones are breaking*
OH--MY EPIDERMIS!
*Crack*
OH MY FEMUR!

Sire! I return back to full functionality, bearing gifts from sir guts of Midland.

I HAVE RETURNED

*A younger version of the squire had arrived, suited in his original Beskar armor with a grimm look..it seemed he had news for the Mechanist.*

Yoooooooooooooo

YOUR PROFILE! ASHRIABSGHOHBK

*Dragging Clan Ize * we have another troublemaker sire..

Mechanist Log #9
Another log by I, lord mechanist, knight commander of house scion. The squires family has requested an intervention, requesting my permission for it to happen. I am keen to letting it happen, if it will strengthen the squires resolve. I have also met the squires wife, a kind soul, the squire is a lucky man. Now then, I have also come across the Kanohi, from a group of synthetic peoples who, in the past had helped in the creation of yours truly. Where I was once a man, an abomination of the institute my travels into the stars had caused my rebirth, and my noble purpose being achieved. There I chose to be reconstructed, and now I have improved upon that design from being within the ranks of the mechanicus. But these masks, they should give us more power now, to better defend our people, our kingdom, our home. I will have to experiment, improve on the design for our use and work with....
//TRANSMISSION CUT//

Excuse me Lord Mechanist, a group called R.E.T.R.E.A.T has been watching me, I believe for now they have don't have hostile intentions. However I do believe that they are prepared to hurt me if needed. If it is needed permission to engage along with Squire Fungus and Lady Bun?

Yo Mech!

Excuse me, Mum wants Sir Fungus to be....changed to not be such a pervert

Mechanist Log #8
It has been a while since my last log, things have been going slow. Everything is quiet, I am glad for the peace but also restless. My training with the Mechanicus is done, my upgrades added and my new axe powerful, electric, and toxic. The imperium really do know how to make a mean weapon. Now then, I have not heard from the squire in a while, nor anyone really. What is going on out there I wonder. Why is it so quiet? I pray everyone is safe and healthy.
This is Lord Mechanist of house Scion, signing off.