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Why thank you kindly. You have horns too I see. Care for a joust? *smiles excitedly*

Oh good dragon, these horns are just for looks. You see... I'm an orc in disguise. But sure! Let's joust!

Orcs are strong. Charge! *valleys shake and mountains tremble*

*pounds ax again a short sword and charges!*

*Lowers head into the ground throwing up 70ft spray of rocks and heads straight for you.*

too big! *Falls over*

*Stops diappointedly as the massive boulders rain down all around* Maybe someday a worthy appointed shall arise. *Turns and flys back to home mountain*