BackSet

America basically kill-stole during World Wars I and II.

Again today I will go soaring through the sky
My enemies I dish them up in a stir fry
Gracious goddess of the light, watches from up above
At dinner time I always show the cook some love

"I don't want to steam the sacred buns."

"Who has two thumbs and loves Hot Springs!? Everyone with two thumbs!"

"Sorry I'm late, I had other business to attend to."

"You're good, but I'm better!"

If America is the Land of the Free why is everything so expensive? (Been wanting to use this one for a full week now).

Most characters in the Bible:

History Class: What would you do if you were dealing with [historical situation].
Me: I'm 16 what the hell do I know?

Math class: This is called a complex number.
Me: All numbers are complex.

The only thing worse than saying something stupid without thinking is saying something stupid after carefully thinking about what you want to say for a good minute or so.

Americans would run straight into a room full of masked murderers of the government told them not to.

Person: Wow, my old RPN account, I haven't seen this in forever. I bet nobody remembers me or would notice me and wouldn't want to rp with me.
Me: Consider: the recruitment section.

Its time for Minecraft Shower Thoughts with BackSet.

Why were people scared of Herobrine? In any of the early stories he never actually did anything particularly malicious aside from being kind of a dick to this one guy who tried to talk about him on the interwebs.

So... turns out James Cameron's Avatar is actually not that good.

Doctor Strange: Under no circumstances should we bring the Time Stone to Thanos.
Doctor Strange, later in the movie: Here Thanos, have the Time Stone.

Types of Characters/Roleplayers you'll run into on RPN #4: The BBCode Fanatic aka the Aesthetic Freak

This type of roleplayer is obsessed with making their posts pretty. They'll use as much BBCode as they deem necessary to make everything look great, even if it might break some people's phones (or even computers. I've seen several BBCodes where its just straight up impossible to click the tabs). Oftentimes they'll use a background color that will make the font they use hard to read. People generally think of them as pretentious and gaudy, even if they aren't.

Character-wise, they can overlap with pretty much any other type. Regardless of what they're playing they will always fancy up their posts to match their character's personality.

Cosmic item of immense power that shouldn't be messed with: *Exists*
MCU Scientists: Oh boy, time to mess with this.

I don’t know if I’m really mature or all the adults here are really immature.

Miss Muffet was racist against Spiders.

Someone: Makes a pun.
Me: *Deep breath* Just walk away... don't respond, just walk away.

Challenge: go an entire day role playing on mobile. In order to complete this challenge you must do actual role playing and must make at least paragraph long posts. If you want to punish yourself further raise the paragraph minimum.

Hi, it's been a while since we last talked. How are you?

We got Sinnoh Remakes, b****!

All skeletons are Skeletor.