• Teacher: If you don't do well in school you'll be stuck as a garbage man.
    Me, knowing that the garbage man is payed more than the teacher: Okay.
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    Team Rocket following the Marvel school of disguises.
    Concept: the pencil scene from Dark Night but instead of being horrified the guys heckle Joker.
    I want to make a Zelda rp but I'm also not very interested in doing a lot of worldbuilding. So I'm considering using a D&D campaign setting I found and tweaking it for a non-D&D roleplay but I'm not sure what to do for the Interest Check op post since I want to make a nice interest check but the Player's Guide explains everything so well that there's really no point in me doing my own summary but I also don't want to just copy paste the book's explanation or just link to it.
    Vow: in the future, whenever somebody asks me a question about my writing to which I can not come up with a answer that isn’t a cop-out or horribly inconsistent with everything else I shall simply say so.
    What if Cinderella just ditched the glass slipper because it was really uncomfortable.
    I need to go out in the sun to get vitamin D but I also catch fire the moment I step out of the shade. I don't know what to do.
    The reason that Black Widow died in Endgame is because her hair was too cool for this world.

    No seriously, I want that hair.
    You know, the Console Wars are just the product of Consoles being frikken expensive. Most people can only afford to have one console so they have to choose and then the world makes them feel obligated to justify their choice thus leading to arguments.
    It's time for story time with BackSet.

    Once, I was playing D&D with a guy and he unironically named his character Taserface. And I find this baffling as in Guardians Vol. 2, the name is actively mocked. So by that logic I can determine that he never watched the movie.
    Dear "parody" makers,

    Before you decide to parody something, actually learn stuff about the things you're parodying! Even if you just watched a let's play or a (non-parody) video series explaining the plot it's still better than using the generic stock parody jokes!
    I found it interesting enough that my first post on your wall be a short sentence about this being the first time I ever posted something here. Haiii!
    PSA: High School is not the best years of your life. I do not care how much you think your life sucks now, High School was not any better. Anybody who says this phrase is either lying (to themselves or others) or delusional.
    Astralworks
    Astralworks
    Hahahah!
    LegoLad659
    LegoLad659
    If high school was the best years of your life, then you're willingly admitting that you peaked in high school
    So how are new mods chosen? Do the people who choose just comb the site and select whoever they think the biggest boy scout is?
    Can somebody explain to me why we use Guy Fawkes masks as a symbol of protest? The man was a frikken idiot.
    Kaerri
    Kaerri
    I think Simon's point is that it makes sense that it doesn't make sense, because humans.
    Simon_Hawk
    Simon_Hawk
    Hell, I don't even know what my point is anymore XD
    Kaerri
    Kaerri
    This could also be the answer to BackSet's question. 😂
    Americans love stories about scrappy underdogs overcoming bigger, more powerful enemies, because that's what we once were (yes, Britain, that's what happened. Live with it) but now we fail to realize that we're the bigger, more powerful enemy now.
    So a Christian, an Atheist Vampire, and a Native American walk into a bar.

    No seriously, that's the plot of my most recent story idea. Well, minus the bar.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    Well then, lets pretend that my "why" meant "why were you being sarcastic?"
    Lady_Feonis_of_Fairhaven
    Lady_Feonis_of_Fairhaven
    XD fair. I found it amusing is all.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    Honestly, you could take any book and turn it into one of these types of jokes.

    "Three wizards walk into a school." -Harry Potter

    "Two Demigods and a Goat Boy walk into a summer camp." -Percy Jackson

    "A boy genius and a fairy walk into a criminal underworld." -Artemis Fowl

    And, of course, a joke by the characters themselves

    "An Atheist and a Muslim walk into a Pagan Afterlife." -Magnus Chase
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