The Mechanist

Mechanist Log #5
The Squire has completed his personal mission, albeit almost getting himself killed, the idiot. I had come to his aid when he needed it most, helped him and brought him back to be rebuilt. At this rate he’ll be more machine than even I, The Mechanist, lord of house Scion. But now the squire has taken it upon himself to assist our Mandalorian allies, somehow dragging me along with him. I admit, I cannot deny the call of adventure. I especially cannot deny a call of help from our new found allies either. Sir Fungus has brought along the page, BunnyVT who is becoming well learned, she’s quite inquisitive as well, not a bad thing. He has also brought the bard who does not sing....not sure how one can be a bard that way. Anyways! Now the squire has brought it upon ourselves to deliver this child, while also dealing with an old foe. The galactic empire remnants, and here I thought we were done with those fools of old. The only true empire there can be is that ruled by Lady Noble Scion of house Scion! And I, will make it so.
This is Lord Mechanist of House Scion, signing off.

*Appears with translucent skin, Detroit Become human style*
Greetings sir mechanist!

*rappels down the wall*
Ayy howyadoiiiiiiin

Sire! I have found a bard to tell of our heroic deeds within the kingdom of Scion, meet, yourlocal-eboyy

Happy Halloween Sir Mechanist.

*Holding my harem close to me*
Tell blobman he has been warned for next time he does this...
*Walks off*

*rappels down the wall*
ayyyyyyyy lmaooooooooo howyadoin

Mechanist Log #4
The squire Sir Fungus is on a personal mission, there is someone targeting him and his own. I have given him leave to pursue those who would wrong him. I would join but I have other matters to attend to, the Mandalorian clans require my presence, and I as a new member cannot refuse. Lady Noble Scion kingdom benefits from this allegiance. But once I am done I will try to assist the squire with his mission. It will not take me long to locate and assist him, I will bring one basilisk war droid with me, piloting it to his location, and destroying those who would wrong him, and indirectly destroying those who have wronged me.
This is Lord Mechanist of House Scion, signing off.

Sire!
*Holding A letter from some unpronounceable name*
You’re gonna want to read this!

Mechanist Log #3
Things have been relatively quiet, which, is both unsettling and nice. Squire Sir Fungus is still doing his thing. Odd little squire but he does his job well. Me? I’ve been the ever watching sentinel, standing guard and casting a glare over the kingdom of house Scion. The people are happy, prospering even and yet..... I can’t help feel but that this is the calm before the storm. Those basilisk war droids are finally built, thanks to the generous donation of the blue prints from our Mandalorian family. All is well for now, but I await the coming darkness. I can almost feel it, like something big is going to descend down upon us, but when it does? I, Lord Mechanist of house Scion will be ready. I will not waiver, I will not falter from my duty. Even at the cost of every last bit of whatever humanity I have left I will never back down, even if it kills me.
This is Lord Mechanist, of house Scion, signing off.

*Holding up a baby yoda*
Sir Mechanist, what is this thing?

Mechanist Log#2
Things are going well.....well....well enough I suppose. We have been inducted into a Mandalorian clan, for their security I will not say which, only that I am close with the armorer and Mandalore of said clan. Squire Sir Fungus was ecstatic about it, no surprise there. But the question remains....why? After all my years of knowing them have they decided now to induct us? I sense there is trouble brewing, and they needed my skills and resources to help ensure their survival. I would’ve said yes if they had asked but I won’t question it further. They have given me access to the blue prints of the legendary Mandalorian basilisk war droids, my army will now become much more powerful after I build a set of these. I’ll even make one for lady Noble Scion as well.
Whatever it is that ails my Mandalorian allies, I, The Mechanist of house Scion, will be there to lend my support. Now on to the next thing on my list....squire Sir Fungus has inducted Gwendolyn, Son of King Gwyn, into his harem. Why he did this I do not know, such a.....creature....should be observed very carefully.
This is Lord Mechanist, of house Scion, signing off.

Sir mechanist check out what I just found!
*Pulls out a fatman loaded with tiny tots rounds.*

Mechanist Log #1
Squire Sir Fungus has stated I should keep a journal. I glared at him and stated, “I will record myself instead! These hands are for shooting and slaying and defending house scion!” So here I am, making my first voice to type recording. *clears throat* it is I, The Mechanist! Knight commander of house scion, guardian and defend of lady Noble Scion . Making my first recording. Many a moon I have acted as the lead guardian and protector, I have seen many a beast, and slain many more that dare to interfere with our peaceful lives. I have an army of robots at my command ready and willing to do my bidding. Each one built with care and love, by yours truly! Over the years I have gone through many prototypes, different phases of bot, and even now my designs continue to evolve. But they all have one thing in common, they are effective killing machines, capable of destroying all of our enemies, even if it leads to their destruction. Those that fell in battle are rebuilt and made better, memory cores intact too so they may retain the experience of glorious battle! As the squire would say for his journal: This is Lord Mechanist of house scion, signing off.

Lord Mechanist, I have Decided who I wish to be my Page.

*Moving robotic legs around*
I appreciate the lower body replacement...buuuut isn’t the armor a liiiiiittle overkill? Especially this thing?
*Pulls out Zweihander with one hand*

*rolls up in a wheelchair*
Lord mechanist...Can you replace my entire lower body please?

I have returned lord mechanist! I take it everyone did well?

Lord Mechanist, I must venture to hell to acquire more demon girls, can you watch my harem until I return??

Uhm...Lord mechanist?
*Currently has Cerberus (All 3 of em) biting my arm*
A little help??

Two of my students locked themselves out of their car. Professor called a locksmith, he and I both paid the locksmith. Just one of those days yknow?

*Offers a mini mechanist as a gift*

*throws Cthulhu’s head at your feet*
Well, that’s taken care of...No thanks to you >.>

*places hand over chest and stands straight*
Glory to lady scion, Lord mechanist.

[Receiving transmission]
[Security breach discovered]
[Enter password to disable alarms]
*****
[Access granted, Welcome, Squire Fungus]
Cahf ah nafl mglw'nafh hh' ahor syha'h ah'legeth, ng llll or'azath syha'hnahh n'ghftephai n'gha ahornah ah'mglw'nafh. Ph'nglui h' wgah'nagl ot r’lyeh, mglw'nafh cthulhu fhtagn
[Logging out]
[Transmission ended]