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  • “I’m not sad”

    We found you at the park throwing rocks at old couples

    “WHY SHOULD THEY GET TO BE HAPPY!?”
    I don't think I'll find a woman who likes the jojo series as much as the boys do. Though that probably isn't a reason to give up on being straight
    I wonder what reason cyberpunk 2077 has for allowing players to pick the size of your privates, is it cosmetic or will it have slight effects on the gameplay?
    Some dialogue options where you allude to your size being default or large...

    Maybe you can only sneak through a tight alleyway if you choose below default

    Either way I made a Nomad freak.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    I have several answers to this, none of them appropriate and some of them easy to misinterpret as bigoted, despite not being intentionally so.
    NeonFlow
    NeonFlow
    Telling jokes is hard cause people die if what you say can be interpreted as about them
    BackSet
    BackSet
    Most of them are legit answers, though.
    This is a profile raid.
    Please do not resist. UwU
    NeonFlow
    NeonFlow
    You can have everything just leave me my switch
    Pilgrim59
    Pilgrim59
    switch: exists
    me: [monch]
    NeonFlow
    NeonFlow
    Stand user: Flowiest
    Stand: zombie
    Able to place tnt and use minecarts.
    Special ability is to get covered by bands in the 2010-2012 period
    I’m happy that in most drawn media crying blood is a sign of rage or cringe instead of a medical problem
    BackSet
    BackSet
    If you want to consider Ace Attorney drawn media, Godot cries blood because he was stabbed in the frikken face.
    Urgh I can see it now....
    Mario brothers cause international incident, bad pizza to blame.

    "Is pizza ready comrade?"

    Yes, yes coming right up premier Gorbachev...
    HE'S THE FLOWIEST BOSSMAN
    HE'S THE KING
    RHYMING FROM THE SILVER SCREENS INTO THE BATTLEFIELD
    RandomBlobMan
    RandomBlobMan
    Ooooh cool >:]
    NeonFlow
    NeonFlow
    Talking of a king with no voice to sing
    The silver screen shattered clean as a warrior with keen
    Senses from the battlefield tried to wield
    A sword made from the Lord of colour and light
    During the dark of night
    The sword glowed bright and was quite a sight
    As the moon fell from the sky like a kite
    RandomBlobMan
    RandomBlobMan
    actually it was a song reference of Hollywood Hootsman
    These fireballs are fantastic!
    Think of the destruction,
    The wreckage,
    Think about how much I'll save on my heating bill!
    Chordling
    Chordling
    FIREBALL
    Simon_Hawk
    Simon_Hawk
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    Turns out the legend of Zelda is pretty straight forward cut and dry.

    There’s two triforces and you need both to rule forever.
    The good princess zelda holds the triforce of wisdom while evil gannon has the power.

    I’m more interested in good and evil who are literally next door neighbors in the sense gannons mountain is just down the road from Zelda’s castle and they play a game of
    "capture the flag" forever with the help of evil creatures and some guy with a tiny sword named link.
    I was called on the phone and the person on the other end stated through a voice modulator...
    "Come to the park on 4th street with ten thousand dollars if you want to see your loved one alive again"

    I can only imagine their face as I laughed before saying
    "You can't take out a entire fast food franchise, grow up"

    I hung up on them wondering if they had the wrong number.
    LegoLad659
    LegoLad659
    Plot twist, he had the CEO hostage
    BackSet
    BackSet
    How bad do you have to screw up that you call the wrong person in your ransom attempt.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    Ooh! You know what I would have said?

    "Video Game characters aren't real you idiot."
    Well it's to my understanding people love cheese and shredded cheese, so people don't mind when you take something they love and just cut and rip it down to pieces.
    Deredere
    Deredere
    It mostly tastes the same and it still comes out the other end. I had to say something because I love cheese.
    NeonFlow
    NeonFlow
    Awesome, nice to know I can count you as apart of the "people" group. On account of you loving cheese.
    Deredere
    Deredere
    That stuff is like crack for normal people
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