RpNation

Don't worry, you can always buy new clothes.

Simon... what kind of strip poker do you play where you LOSE your clothes in the end?

Hey, listen you. It's a lot better than that time I was deeply involved in that underground Naked Crisco Twister club.

Naked Crisco Twister club? oh noooooo, that sounds terrrrrrible.... I'd hate to know more about THAT.
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You're going to have to be brave and Google that one lmao. What happens in N.C.T.C. stays in N.C.T.C

my kind of club

I wonder if we could create a hybrid game of strip poker and naked Crisco Twister. Strip Pok-Twister-O?

Cris-Twis-Poke-Strip:
1. you bet with articles of clothing
2. every time you fold, you spin the wheel
3. lose a round--lose some clothes.
4. If you fall during twister? You're out and lose all your clothes
5. this is all done while lathered in crisco

Man, I really need to invest in some Crisco. I can tell it's gonna come in handy at my next party.

Yes. A solid tub of crisco. Like... a literal tub. So it can be bathed in.