• Film studio: Hey ratings dudes, what rating can we get for this movie?
    Ratings dudes: Uh... PG-13?
    Film studio: What! We can't have that! We've gotta bump this up to an R rating! Quick! Add more gruesome and unnecessary deaths!
    LegoLad659
    LegoLad659
    "Isn't that a little unnecessary, sir...?"
    "Well, it's either that, or we could shove some porn in there..."
    "DEAD PEOPLE COMING RIGHT UP!"
    Immortality problem #1: Sure you can do everything you've ever wanted to do but things still cost money.
    LegoLad659
    LegoLad659
    Immortality problem #2: You're now an SCP.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    That's also problems #3 through #11.
    Ballistic markings are like the "fingerprints" of a gun. The barrel leaves distinctive marks on each bullet it fires. You can examine these "ballistic fingerprints" to see which gun fired the shot. It's quite accurate.
    BackSet's tips for writing sad things: Listen to sad or melancholy music. A few examples.






    Edit: Yes, I realize they're all Ace Attorney songs but Ace Attorney just knows how to hit the feels.
    Things Ace Attorney has taught me:

    • If you want attention bang your desk and shout
    • Never confront a criminal before you meet them in court
    • If you have a badge of any sort, show it to everyone.
    • Always have a musical theme that plays wherever you go
    • People with pun names are not to be trusted
    Greek mythology summed up in a single image:
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    Idea: Set the Murder Hornets to fight the Africanized Hybrid Bees. Let them wipe each other out.
    Percy Jackson story concept: So, let's set it somewhere during the original series. A new Half Blood has come to camp and Percy has to show him around. His name? Peter Johnson.
    I see you've read Dragon Warrior Cats.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    Counter: Wings of Fire isn't Dragon Warrior Cats, Warrior Cats is Cat Wings of Fire.
    SP3CT3R
    SP3CT3R
    Semantics.
    Anything sounds profound in Latin:

    Secundum leges omnibus nota
    aviation, a nullo modo est apis
    ut possit fugere. Et alas suas ad angustus
    adipem de corpusculo ground.The apis quidem certe tuarum quia nolo apum
    Quod hominibus impossibile est cogitare.
    Fable
    Fable
    Try Esperanto
    Laŭ ĉiuj konataj leĝoj
    aviado, ne ekzistas maniero abelo
    povi flugi. La malgrandaj flugiloj
    grasas el via korpo almenaŭ ĉar mi ne volas teron. La abelo abelujoj
    Kion homoj opinias neebla.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    Okay, so, translating that back into English is a hilarious disaster.
    Fable
    Fable
    It's a beautiful disaster.
    • Melecie's First Law: As the forum grows older and more members join, more memes and inside jokes are created. At least one is guaranteed to be made once the forum reaches 100 members.
    • Melecie's Second Law: As the number of active members a forum gets reaches 100, the chances of there being at least one resident Fountain of Memes reaches 1.
    • Melecie's Third Law: The more inside jokes there are, the easier a newbie to the forum is introduced to them, whether with or without proper context.
    • Melecie's Fourth Law: Forums that have stayed alive for at least two years and has 150 active members are distinct from one another, due to community-specific cultures, inside jokes, etc.
    Hi again, I come to you bearing funnies.

    Alternate universe where Trump wasn't elected president and somebody made a parody of We Could have had it All called "We Could have had a Wall."

    Bye again.
    Hey guys, I won't be on all that often so I probs won't be able to respond to rps. Sorry about that. Don't worry, though. I promise to return in the future.
    Article: To stay active during the Corona Outbreak, play fitness games on the wii or kinect.

    Apparently this article 1. Believes that the kinect was actually any good and that there are people who actually own one and 2. Thinks that it's still 2010
    So if a homosexual person plays the straight man in a comedy routine, does the role become the gay man?
    Elowyn
    Elowyn
    *scratches head* hmmm...
    Word of the day: Hmm'd or Hm'd. It's a word I invented a long time ago. It has one specific use as a dialogue tag for when a character says "Hmmm..." or any variation thereof.
    Harry and Ron: Ugh! This sucks! We have to do one foot essays!

    The average length of a sheet of loose leaf paper is 11 inches. I would kill for essays that short. You little pricks have no right to complain!
    You know what's annoying? I can't insult anyone. Call somebody an idiot in school? Detention. Call someone a hypocrite on an internet forum? Infraction and sometimes even a full on temp ban. It's just... really annoying.
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