Abendrot

Abendrot · Dec 27, 2019

the days between christmas and new years are lawless. you can do whatever you want. you can eat and drink whatever you want. you can never leave your bed and order $3000 worth of postmates if you want. it’s basically the purge if the purge lasted a week and made me gain 20 pounds

Abendrot · Dec 26, 2019

do y’all remember in high school musical 2 when they performed that "I Don't Dance" song and literally EVERYONE was dancing. including Corbin Bleu who was singing about how much he doesn't dance, and then he did a pirouette in that scene...that’s like 3 yrs of ballet right there bro

Abendrot · Dec 26, 2019

fuck astrology signs, tell me who you main in smash.

Abendrot · Dec 24, 2019

duolingo: he is a boy

me: él es un niño

duolingo: she is a girl

me: ella es una niña

duolingo: can i make it anymore obvious

me: puedo—wait

Abendrot · Dec 24, 2019

just found out there are plastic wedding rings some people wear specifically for the gym??? much to learn about the world...

Abendrot · Dec 23, 2019

why is jojo siwa like that

Abendrot · Dec 23, 2019

me looking through interest checks:

Abendrot · Dec 22, 2019

Haiii! OwO Dis is fow Wachel u big fat white nyasty smewwing fat bitch uwu why u took me off the mothewfwucking scheduwu with uw twifwing diwty white wacist ass u big fat bitch oompa woompa body ass bitch >_> i'm cwoming outside and i'm gonnya beat the fwuck out of u bitch nyaaa and don't even caww the powice today :3 because I'm gonnya come unyexpected and wait on yo mothewfwucking ass bitch I'm gonna beat the fwuck out of you bitch
(｡+･`ω･´)

Abendrot · Dec 20, 2019

nascar is short for nasty car

deer · Dec 20, 2019

oh my god, your title made me cackle way too much! pahaha i always say “troi oi!” ( insert the correct symbols because i don’t have the keyboard for it ) but yours add the extra dramatique flair ♡

Abendrot · Dec 17, 2019

hello. i am an adult in a christmas movie. i do not believe in santa, but i also have not bought my children any of the presents they received this year. they just appear. i am fine with this reality. this is neither confusing nor terrifying.

Abendrot · Dec 17, 2019

Maybe I’m just petty but I can’t stand anything written in the first person. Just can’t do it. It’s impossible to take seriously (ESPECIALLY in RP).

Abendrot · Dec 14, 2019

ASMR: you are locked in the Rainforest Cafe after closing and I am hunting you for sport

Abendrot · Dec 13, 2019

sorry but if amelia bedelia were my maid, her ass would’ve been unemployed. if I said “draw me a bath” and she handed me a crayon picture of a bathtub, it would’ve been over for her.

Abendrot · Dec 10, 2019

abraham lincoln would not have died if he had stanned loona.

Abendrot · Dec 9, 2019

Frozen 2 was pretty good, but I'll admit that the 10 minute threesome scene between Elsa, Anna, and Olaf was a bit overlong.

Abendrot · Dec 8, 2019

baby yoda is not baptized and will go to hell when he dies

Abendrot · Dec 5, 2019

The year is 2063.

You and your extended family are gathered around the holographic campfire.

Someone mentions Robot Lives Matter. You go off on a tangent about how robots do not deserve rights because they are just objects.

Your grandkid says “Ok, Zoomer”

You are defeated.