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me two seconds later: -steps heel first on the very edge of the very last step and slides down the last stair on one foot-
brain: told you so

neon reverie

your heart drops as life flashes before your eyes. you can see death, you can taste death you- oh, it's fine. You landed on your feet.

LadybirdMooch

the pain from the carpet burn sets in. you tear up. you look down at you heel and- oh wait never mind i'm okay phew we good. and then the dreaded moment when- fUCK I LEFT MY SHIT UPSTAIRS

neon reverie

panic consumes you and with a speed rivalling sonic the hedgehog, you sprint back upstairs. you enter your room, everything is cool. you have time but- ShIT I FORGOT WHAT I WANTED TO GET.

LadybirdMooch

you then amble back downstairs, wracking your brain for what you wanted. with growing frustration you sigh and go about your business. by the time you sit down and get comfy you remember what it is that you were desperately looking for and shake your head, deciding then to never go back upstairs again.

neon reverie

you tell yourself it won't happen again.

but it will.

LadybirdMooch

and that is the end. goodbye.

neon reverie

Best Selling Novel - New York Times
A real tearjerker - John Green
Could use more gays, but beautiful nonetheless - J.K Rowling