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  • fellow gays, why are ya'll coming out of the closet? They have lions and turkish delight in here.
    LegoLad659
    LegoLad659
    Cause there's also lions and witches too
    BackSet
    BackSet
    I'm not gay but they have chocolate so can I come in?
    Hi, I'm Arwen Undomiel, and these are my grandpas, That Weirdly Bright Star Over There, Galadriel's Trophy Husband, and the forbidden third grandpa, Sad Beach Cryptid.
    Church is gay. Don't believe me? Well, listen up. Ever thought about the fact that if you go to church and eat the bread, then you are eating the body of another man? Seems pretty gay to me. But you may still not be convinced. This will point WILL convince you. Priests are called "fathers" by Christians. Another word for father is dad. What's another word for dad? You guessed it, daddy. So you're telling me that calling a man who is not even remotely related to you "daddy" isn't gay? Maybe you still don't believe me. Ok, have your opinion, but just know that your opinion is wrong.
    endermen? more like enderme. im done with being human i just wanna live among the cubes and vvoop: wouldst thou like to live deliciously
    William Eyelash: salt and sugar look just the same

    14 year old girls: Oh MY GAwd THaT IS So DEep
    booty shorts that say "Don't you swear at me you little shit! You don’t EVER raise your voice at me! I am your Mother, you understand? All I DO is worry and slave and defend you, and all I get back is that fucking face on your face! So full of disdain and resentment and always so annoyed. Well, now your sister is dead! And I know you miss her and I know it was an accident and I know you're in pain - and I wish I could take it all away! I wish I could shield you from the knowledge that you did what you did - but your sister is dead. She is gone forever!" on the ass
    Hogwarts profs: Alright, so we all know there are four types of kids: brave, smart, evil, and miscellaneous.
    Kaerri
    Kaerri
    Just remember, we may be "miscellaneous" but our emblem is the badger, and do you really want to mess with people symbolized by a badger? ^;3^
    Idea
    Idea
    Also Hogwards profs: You know what would be a good idea? Building a school completely surrounded by all manner of extreme health hazards.
    Kaerri
    Kaerri
    Well, it does keep the kids from running away from school... ^D^
    Do kids irl really not like broccoli? It's such a common trope on TV for kids to hate it, but I fucking loved broccoli and Brussels sprouts and other vegetables as a kid.
    As you further navigate the dungeons, a sexually repressed anthropomorphic spider approaches you.

    /\/\(o8OwO8o)/\/\

    "Hewwo stwanger, would you wike to take a widdle west in my cave? You wiww find the webs to be vewwy comfortabwe."

    Do you:

    1.Accept the spider's invitation.

    2.Politely decline the invitation

    3.Engage the spider in combat

    4.Attempt to trade

    _
    Watson
    Watson
    3. Because if I’m going to die I want it to be at the hands of a worthy opponent. Who could be more worthy than a sexually frustrated spider with a speech impediment?
    BackSet
    BackSet
    Idea don't be so insensitive! The Spider can't help how he sounds!
    Simon_Hawk
    Simon_Hawk
    4. I attempt to trade. I produce three paper clips, some pocket change, and one of those pivoting bird things that drink.
    EBUPDrfXYAEHYMB
    David Koch went out for a late-night swim and got picked up by a giant octopus and tossed back onto the shore where he exploded like Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
    So has anybody's dad ever actually apologized to them? Or is that just an urban legend?
    RelicFire
    RelicFire
    My Father has. It felt wrong... And made the ache hurt worse. We agreed that he shouldn’t try to comfort me or utter those heartbreaking words again, so he picks on me and I pick on him.
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