• If Steve from Minecraft gets announced as the final Fighter Pass DLC Character then I'll change my avatar to one of your choice.
    • "Thanks for Nothing" Effect: If the first post in a thread ends with the sentence "Thanks in advance!" it is exponentially less likely that it will be replied to.
    Villains when the protagonist of the anime starts having flashbacks to the rest of the show after being defeated:
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    FoolsErin
    FoolsErin
    Considering that the background of that screenshot appears to be a forest biome in the middle of the day, I have a few explanations, but most likely the cause is this blobby motherfucker.

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    FoolsErin
    FoolsErin
    He can spawn after killing plenty of slimes during a slime rain event, OR he can rarely randomly spawn in the outer sixths of the map during the daytime on grass. The latter event has no other requirements besides the grass and the time. He can spawn after you've slain plenty of bosses or none, King Slime does not give any fucks. I've had him spawn like that a few times before, actually. Just minding my own business when all of sudden "HOLY-"

    So yea, probably the monarch of squishiness.
    FoolsErin
    FoolsErin
    If you require any information on other Terraria related memes, I am here.
    You ever notice that He-Man is literally just Prince Adam without a shirt or pants.
    How Spirit of Justice should have gone.


    I've been tazed, whipped, and had hot coffee thrown at me. You think some fancy beads are going to stop me?
    Terry is Ken with a hat except that Terry came first so really Ken is Terry without a hat.
    Me: *holds out hands* I love you this much.
    Them: There's no space between your hands.
    Me: Exactly.
    • Page Break Effect: Unless the final post of the previous page is quoted, it will usually be forgotten.
    • Anti-Gravity Property of Threads: The tendency of an active thread to stay focused on some topic is inversely proportional to the amount of different users posting to it. Smaller numbers of users will be conversing directly with each other, larger numbers of users will be simply tossing their comments into the wind.
    • You Broke It Rule: A new thread with a first reply which is severely off-topic or lacking in content is not likely to see an improvement.
    • Law of Thread Entropy: A given thread will always tend to drift off-topic.
      • Branching Scrambled Paths Corollary: A thread with a sufficient number of posts will drift off-topic in several different directions, resulting in a set of completely different conversations, all jumbled together based on the chronological order of the posts.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    • "Who are you talking to?" Corollary: Many of these posts will not quote the post they are replying to. Some other users will then come across the post, try to (at first, idly) find which post that post was replying to, and if it's difficult to find, become obsessed with figuring out the mysterious context of the post which took someone 5 seconds to write.
    Conspiracy theories are headcanons for real life.

    (Yes, I say that as a guy who openly bashes stupid conspiracy theories.)
    Page View Phenomena:
    • A thread less than 2/3 of a page long is less likely to get read if the topic creator is displayed as having the last post.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    • If the only two posts of the thread are the first post, and the topic creator posting again to wonder why no one else has posted anything, the probability of anyone else posting in the thread immediately drops to less than 1%.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    • A thread's page views will skyrocket shortly after its second page begins.
    • Page Views of very long threads will continue to skyrocket, though the rate of new posts in the threads will drop.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    • A thread will get an abysmal rate of new page views if it still has 0 replies after a set time of being created, usually around a day, but varying depending on the forum's activity level, being as short as hours or minutes for highly active ones.
    Idea: Romantic Comedy 1x1 but instead of playing the two prospective lovers we play the main male character and his snarky friend who gives good advice that he won't follow.

    I'm the snarky friend.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    It is. But also there's a love square where the main female character has a crush on the main male character's civilain identity but not on his super hero identity and he has a crush on her super hero identity but not on her civilian identity.
    Idea
    Idea
    So...Sailor moon?
    BackSet
    BackSet
    I guess so.
    • CAD's Theorem of Topic Closure: A clear, well thought-out, well-written post is less likely to receive a reply than a poor post, because it leaves less to be said. The post may even appear to bring the conversation to a screeching halt. However, if it is a topic written by a member of the Old Guard, it is likely to be enshrined in legend. Any replies to it, mind, are likely to be completely ignored. Also see: Implonkus
    Simon_Hawk
    Simon_Hawk
    I was going to reply to this but I changed my mind. lol
    BackSet
    BackSet
    But you still replied. What you just did was a reply.
    Simon_Hawk
    Simon_Hawk
    Shhhh, there there. :p
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