• The Heartbreak Effect: Users who visit a forum after an extended period of server downtime will be disappointed to find that there are no new posts.
    We've all been there.

    • Theory of Relativity, Forum Version: As the rate at which you check a forum for new posts approaches light speed, the rate at which the forum receives new posts approaches zero.
    In D&D the onky skill you really need is bluff. Train your bluff high enough and you can bluff reality.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    Basically the only mlp related media I consume anymore meaning I have no idea what's happening sometimes. But since it's large parts D&D jokes and sight gags I can live with that.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    "I cast fireball."
    "What?"
    "I cast fireball."
    "But your a rogue. And you're not even an Arcane Trickster."
    "I roll to bluff."
    "Bluff what? The skeletons?"
    "No. Reality."
    "I'm sorry but... what!?"
    "I roll to bluff reality into thinking I cast fireball."
    "What! Okay, session's on hold until I get a drink!"
    love yourself
    love yourself
    So...Ace attorney?
    • "FIRST POST!":
      • In any "response to a new installment of something" thread, there is 74.3% chance that the first post will include the poster stating that they got the first post. At least half the time, the post will consist only of the "I got the first post!" comment, and nothing of any use.
      • Corollary: On more popular sites, the first five to ten posts will consist of the above, either by posters who aimed for the first post but missed, or continuing the chain by posting "second!" "third!" and so on.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    • Corollary 4: In threads that have a limit on how many comments can be posted to one thread, such as in MiiVerse, getting the "last post" has the same prestige as getting the first (which is to say none at all, but it won't stop posters from trying).
    Daisie
    Daisie
    First
    LennyTheMemeGod
    LennyTheMemeGod
    On a YouTube video I got to quickly, some guy spammed every other comment’s place in line. Motherfucker got to like a hundred. They might have gotten higher, but I stopped scrolling.
    Final Fantasy X had the best victory theme hands down.

    NeonFlow
    NeonFlow
    That’s basically my pick up line, I’d walk up to the person of interest and make that noise and smile.
    If they got the reference it all worked, if they didn’t they wouldn’t be worth the time anyway.
    • Diversity Obliviousness Phenomenon:
      • A new user whose first language is not English is usually automatically assumed to be a "noob" who is too lazy to type coherently.
      • Any non-native speaker who apologizes in advance for their English will have a better command of the language than at least 60% of the forum posters.
    Kaerri
    Kaerri
    I think I've actually gotten fairly good at telling when someone isn't good at English, when they have issues that prevent their typing correctly (such as dyslexia and other things) and when they just can't be bothered. I hope I have, at least, because that third type really bugs me.
    In the DC and Marvel Universes you're expected to come in to work regardless of whether there is a supervillains attacking.
    "Behold the Goldilocks-Inator! You see, when I was younger my younger brother Roger always got more than me with everything! Nothing was ever equal! But never again! With this device I shall make equal everything in the ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA AHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
    Normal person: *looking at art of sexy woman* Damn she's hot.
    Me: *looking at same picture* Is that position even physically possible?
    Daisie
    Daisie
    Me: *looking at same picture* Why are you showing me this
    BackSet
    BackSet
    That too.
    Werewolf dude: *under full moon* I'm gonna transform! You've gotta get away from me!
    Me: So it's that time of year, eh?
    "Behold! The Soggy-Inator! You see, Perry the Platypus. When I was a young boy all my food was always soggy. And it didn't matter what the food was. Like, it would be a pizza and it would be soggy which makes sense. But then, it would be a hard boiled egg and it would be soggy and that makes absolutely zero sense at all. And what's worse is that my brother Roger's food was always in perfect condition! Now, I plan to rectify that! With this device I shall render soggy all the food in the TRI-STATE AREA AHAHAHAHAH!"
    The_Omega_Effect
    The_Omega_Effect
    its surprising how entertaining that show is, considering how it follows the same fucking formula literally every episode and is as linear as taking a shit.
    Idea
    Idea
    The_Omega_Effect The_Omega_Effect it probably helps that you don’t really go in expecting progress or anything of the sort from that show. Like when what they are selling is so blatantly the formula, I think it makes it more tolerable.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    So,etimes a show can just stay afloat on characters alone. And by characters I mean only two characters. And Candace.
    Me: Hey, check it out. I got a CD we can listen to while we're in the car.
    Someone: What's a CD.
    Me:
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    Idea
    Idea
    Funny thing that my little sister actually had trouble understanding the concept of a flip phone.

    “It opens and closed, not like turning on and off (well that too) but by like twisting and it had actual keys, like a keyboard...”
    I'm sorry that I casually suggested that the French peasants just revolt. I didn't think they'd actually do it.

    I'm sorry that I used ventriloquism on that snake to tell Eve to eat the apple. I thought it was hilarious at the time but now... here we are.

    I'm sorry for shooting JFK. I just wanted to start a nerf war and didn't realise it was an actual gun until it was too late.

    I'm sorry for spreading rumors about witches in Salem. It was supposed to be a joke. I didn't think people would take it that far.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    I'm sorry I didn't cry when Balder died, thus forstalling his resurrection and dooming him to an eternal life in Hel. I was kind of offended that Frigg had mistaken me for a woman (and a giant). At least it was easy to blame Loki for it.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    I'm sorry that I accidentally gave Gustaf Johansen directions to R'lyeh instead of Callao. I didn't file the maps correctly and accidentally filed the R'lyeh map under C instead of Eldritch Gibberish.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    I'm sorry that I asked the Unicorns if they could go back and quickly find my wallet for me before boarding Noah's Arc. It turns out it was in my pocket the whole time and now an entire species is dead.
    "Behold, the Heatwave-Inator! With this devise I shall increase the temperature by 70%, thus making it really hot! Then, desperate to cool off, people will have no choice but to buy my doofen-cone sno-cones! But Doof, you may ask, how do you plan on competing with other sno-cone sellers! It's very simple! I will use this, my Melt-Inator! With it, I shall melt every sno-cone in the ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!"
    "Behold! The Magnetism-Inator! With this device I shall make myself the most magnetic person in danville! And not magnetic like magnets, I mean magnetic like Charisma. I figure that I'll be so charismatic people'll have no choice but to allow me to take over THE ENTIRE TRISTATE-AREA!"
    Daisie
    Daisie
    Basically Lucifer from Netflix, but all the time, and it works.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    This has been your daily inator.
    "Behold the Make-Out-In-Public-Inator! Upon turning this device on all the couples in the public vicinity will immediately start making out, thus violating social norms and horrifying onlookers! During all the chaos I shall use that oppurtunity to step in and take over thE ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA AHAHAHAHA!!!"
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