• Imagine cavegirls constantly using the fire to send smoke signals and their dad comes along and they're sending signals like
    "Ugh, my dad wants to use the fire now."
    If the best years of your life were in high school then I hope to god that you died tragically at 19.
    Dear people in St. Louis. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!

    That is not how you cut bagles!
    The_Omega_Effect
    The_Omega_Effect
    with ease? the mobius cut is better if ur just spreading things onto the bagel.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    Wait, what is the Mobius cut? Cause I thought you were talking about some weird crazy funny cut for comedy.
    The_Omega_Effect
    The_Omega_Effect
    i'd explain it on my own but im far too drunk/lazy to do so. I'll let this video do the talking
    New Rule: If you want to be an animal rights activist, you actually have to know something about the animals you're trying to attain rights for.
    The_Omega_Effect
    The_Omega_Effect
    i now fight for the right of pigs using my knowledge that they are delicious.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    Yes. Fight for their right... to get eaten!
    Rain on a wedding day is only ironic if you're marrying a weatherman and he sets the date.
    Kaerri
    Kaerri
    It used to be considered good luck.
    It's time to play the which restroom is which game!

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    Your judge is noone becaus I have no idea either. And you win no prizes.
    Fun fact: Sheep need to be shaved or they'll overheat and died. This is in no way related to me being pissed off at PETA for the thousandth time.
    When Captain America throws his mighty shield
    All those who choose to oppose his shield must yield
    Unless you're a plane, or a bomb, or some ice
    Then he'll choose to take a nap 'cause the ice seems nice
    When Captain America throws his mighty shield!
    The_Omega_Effect
    The_Omega_Effect
    Oh yes well, although i actually despise the "jokes" that can barely be classified as humor those guys use in their videos...
    I shall respect the tastes of other people.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    What's wrong with you Omega, you aren't acting like you today. Are you sick? Do you have the flu? Do you need a snickers?
    The_Omega_Effect
    The_Omega_Effect
    check my recent pfps. i made a promise, underestimating the like spamming ability of ppl on the site by a large margin which lead to me having to honor said promise of being "nice". eugh...
    What's the deal with the image in your signature?
    Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
    Kaerri
    Kaerri
    Just ignore Omega, he's just like that.
    Zeev
    Zeev
    also telling me you "shot down my points" doesn't mean you did, and I'm taking Kaerri advice and blocking you, I clearly stir you in a way that brings out shit.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    Omega's always like this.

    Sturgeon's Law Omega corollary: When the user The_Omega_Effect is part of the conversation the probability of a hitler reference being made immediately goes to 1. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.
    Elementary school: Here's how things are.
    Middle School: Okay so there's a slight difference but it's mostly the same.
    High School: EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG!!!
    Idea
    Idea
    College: But you have to learn it anyway!
    Real Life: nah, jk, it was all pretty much useless, now get working if you want to eat.
    Fundamentalist fearmongering video: This dungeon "master" is given complete control and "players" must do whatever dark things are demanded of them.
    Real DM: Please, just cross the river. You've all tried to seduce the catfish and it didn't work. I'm begging you
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