• Who is this victoria and what is her secret?
    Corrosion
    Corrosion
    Victoria refers to Queen Victoria, and her secret refers to the classified documents still in the possession of Sir James's descendants to this day.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    Huh. Neat.
    The likelihood of a man groping boobs is exactly inverse to how much he wants to grope boobs. In other words, a man who does not want to grope boobs is almost definitely going to accidentally grope boobs through wacky happenstance.
    Corrosion
    Corrosion
    Someone give this man a Nobel prize.
    The_Omega_Effect
    The_Omega_Effect
    you forgot to mention that this law applies to anime. MAIN CHARACTER ACCIDENTALLY STUMBLES AND FALLS ON HIS DREAM CRUSH GIRL AND HIS HANDS HAPPEN TO LAND ON HER BREASTS!!! WOOOOWW!!!!!!!
    BackSet
    BackSet
    It also applies to butts.
    It is literally impossible to beat Nintendo at the portable game (ignoring phone games which are an entire seperate category). Mostly because they're usually the only ones doing it and they've also engineered literally everything to the point that if you want to make a handheld you've gotta use what nintendo's using.
    The_Omega_Effect
    The_Omega_Effect
    although i think the second sentence is stupid, I do agree that nintendo is the only viable choice in portable gaming. Though, with mobile gaming on the rise, (and it being quite dominant in certain places vs other types of gaming), I don't expect the portable gaming market to grow enough to the point where a new contender will try to challenge them. Can't wait for Mobile Gaming to evolve past the countless copy& paste games with free to play elements that have tons of microtrasnactions.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    When the latest Elder Scrolls game is out but your Phone can't run it.

    I'm imagining phones taking on a similar role to PCs. You can modify them on a whim and upgrade them and stuff.
    I went to follow you, only to discover that I already am. XD
    I guess you must have been good in my book.
    Today's question: Will people on the internet argue over anything.
    The_Omega_Effect
    The_Omega_Effect
    What the fuck are you talking about? So you're generalizing everyone on the internet as butthurt idiots who have literally no problems or anything to do with their lives so they try to pick arguments online so that they feel they did something good with their time! That makes you almost as bad as them!!!!
    Leon The Needled Riolu
    Leon The Needled Riolu
    "...Are you... trying to insult me?" Foxen questioned.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    See. Omega gets what I'm going for.
    I believe we are on an irreversible trend towards more freedom and democracy, but that could change.
    -Dan Quayle
    The_Omega_Effect
    The_Omega_Effect
    "irreversible" "that could change"




















    yep makes sense
    BackSet
    BackSet
    Well, this is Dan Quayle we're talking about. Ya know, the vice president who famously misspelled "potato" as "potatoe".
    Basically me.
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    Infinity war is unfaithful to the comics! If it was really faithful, Spidey would have responded with "Spiders are arachnids, actuallu" when Thanos called him a bug.
    My favorite thung about 2019 is how it's slightly less on fire than 2018.
    Idea
    Idea
    I’m a little ashamed of the fact it took me a solid minute to realize you meant “thing” not “song” or “thong”
    BackSet
    BackSet
    "My favorite thong..."
    Remember, when 2020 rolls around we all have to dress like we live in a gritty cyberpunk dystopia.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    That was 2015. So the prediction that the cubs would win was off by one year.
    Saccharine Cyanide
    Saccharine Cyanide
    Someone better invent a damn time machine so I can go back and stop myself from writing 2016 instead of 2015
    BackSet
    BackSet
    At the very least we should wear either cyberpunk 2077 or cyberpunk 2020 shirts, as I will be doing.
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