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  • If my game has finished downloading when I’m home from work I’ll probably be so happy I won’t even beat the mouth breathers who inhabit next door
    Is somewhat accurate with a compound bow, I wouldn't call myself robin hood....
    As that's not my name.
    I think I may a accept any RP at all if I can play a character like Sans, goofy and comical at all moments unless your character did something wrong and then,
    your gonna have a bad time...
    BackSet
    BackSet
    I might have an rp up my sleeve for that (assuming the skeleton part's optional). What'r you interested in at the moment?
    I think RPN needs a dislike button, I don’t necessarily dislike anything but Idea Idea has a crazy lead on everyone
    I'm not always a fan of turtles, but when I am? Their usually teenage mutant ninjas who team up with Batman.
    "You don't know what this is, you do know it would look cool spewed out from the propeller though"
    I can understand the appeal of a marvel/dc crossover rp but details concern me.

    If Ironman could fly through Gotham there’s a good chance he just ion blasts every threat ever.

    If super man or the flash had to fight someone like say... Bucky, then Bucky is probably trying to remove the metal arm lodged up his ass.

    In the middle of all this is deadpool making Batman jokes as he stands on a tall building brooding and breaking the fourth wall.
    For the character creator of life the person playing as me thought it’d be awesome to choose “salt and pepper” for hair colour.
    HYPNO uses hypnosis, but it failed

    Wild RATTATA doesn't believe in hypnosis.

    HYPNO thinks RATTATA should sit back and relax, keep staring at the pendulum!

    Wild RATTATA thinks the last Pokemon HYPNO "hypnotized" was in on the scheme.

    HYPNO was offended!

    Wild RATTATA can't believe this is how it's spending it's Saturday night.
    Don't feed the animal.

    It Paces back and forth, inside its cage
    Just look, Don't antoganise or engage
    Don't display your valuables or reach beyond the rail
    Don't attempt to pat it, dont ever pull it's tail
    Don't make loud noises, project a calm air
    It hates all voices, stay back from its lair
    Its A sad monster once it's shown in the lights
    But sentient or not, monsters have no rights
    Don't come to this zoo anymore Just go
    Don't feed the animal,
    the monster,
    the ego,
    Don't come here anymore,
    Just go.
    Sick of these women after a "Dad bod" with a hot face. Where are the girls after a
    "dead beat dad bod?"
    I'm in love with the girl on tv
    She smiles like a Angel, she smiles just for me
    And though women try to tempt me, they need to understand
    That I'm a taken man. My heart belongs to another

    I tracked her down and I went to her home
    I climbed up to her window, and I found her alone
    She was covered in the entrails of a sheep which she'd sacrificed to the snake god Glycon to wake him from his sleep
    Hoooooly shit
    A new reign of terror has descended upon the earth
    All hail Glycon the all powerful
    Just saw a animated fan fiction of goku and Anne Frank. Why YouTube, why did you recommend this... why did I watch it?
    Will I ever stop crying?
    "It says on your palm that you...die of old age... or... heartbreak... one or the other"

    Gimme my money back.
    Idea
    Idea
    One day I’ll set up a medium stand for palm reading. Someone will come, pay me a few cents, and I will take out a marker and scribble on the palm. Then I’ll say.

    “It says “Lucy” on your palm”
    Such is my love for you that I lay a puppy on your pillow
    And then I sprinkle it with chocolate, whooa whoa whoa
    Ducks float boyantly on a pond of my desire
    Refracted in a labyrinth of my pain
    Whoa whooa whoa
    Whoa x100
    Idea
    Idea
    Oh God he’s gonna eat a puppy!
    NeonFlow
    NeonFlow
    You need to read between the lines with this one, it's not about eating a baby canine
    When before I would just swat and kill a bee with my thong whenever one would buzz near me, now I know the importance they have and I just shoo it away.


    Not all heroes wear capes.
    Recently read a article about cheating from the woman's perspective, she keeps saying how much she loves her husband but is fucking some guy at her workplace.

    Was the most disgusting entitled view of a relationship I've seen in a while and it bothers me to think others may or might think in the same way.
    The_Omega_Effect
    The_Omega_Effect
    There is a reason why a large number of people don't actually believe in love and all that bullcrap.
    I imagine if I was born in Japan I’d be forced to be the best I could be.

    But if I was born in the Unova region I’d be kicked out of home at age 10 and forced to battle strangers for money.

    Either way I’d have a better job then I do currently.
    Abendrot
    Abendrot
    idk dude. salarymen in Japan tend not to have very happy/healthy lifestyles as a result of being “forced to be the best they could be”
    NeonFlow
    NeonFlow
    All I know about japan is stereotypes and anime. I for one would welcome the monster fights, fan service, mandatory beach/hot spring adventure, and subtitles
    Some people make regrets
    Others make brilliant tactical decisions
    I make brilliant tactical regrets
    I don't think ill ever find a girl who will love me the way ballarms loves Alchestbreach.
    "White beard is caused due to the lack of melanin pigmentation. This is caused due to bad nutrition, stress, excessive smoking & alcohol consumption, overthinking & hereditary issues. ... Make sure you are on the right nutritious diet and prevent white beard problems at a young age"

    Ah fuck.
    minajesty
    minajesty
    this quote just exposed santa claus -
    Idea
    Idea
    While this is certainly true, it cannot be applied universally. Old people have white hair and beards because the cells that produce the melanin are some of the fastest in our body to degenerate with age.
    I don't want to toot my own horn or anything but..... Shakespeare can suck it I'm the best writer now.
    NeonFlow
    NeonFlow
    Also my hair is slowly turning white. I'm scared.
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